GF's definitions

The Man In The Hat

A very laddish game used for house parties of all varieties. This game entails one person to wear a hat, the spectacular the better, this person is "it". Whilst wearing the hat nobody is allowed to talk to that person or say said persons name. Any reference to the man in the hat should be to name them the man in the hat. Any breach of these rules results in the hat being passed to you. Especially good whilst drunk and/or stoned.

example 1
Ahmed as Man In The Hat: "Keane, did you win that game of pro evo?"
Keane: "No i lo..fuck you're wearing the hat!"

example 2
Ahmed, now as a regular player: "Whos wearing the hat?"
Random n00b "Keane is"
OR
Ahmed, now as a regular player: "Whos wearing the hat?"
Experienced player "The Man In The Hat is wearing the hat."

by GF April 20, 2006

pirate ahmed

a lad who is a true swine

there's pirate ahmed, being a swine again.

by GF April 6, 2005

Crap Weasle

A person who digs through other peoples crap trying to find something of use, but usually ends up smelling like a pile of dung

"Wow, your child is quite the crap weasle!"

"I caught a crap weasle hanging out in my shitter"

"You smell like a crap weasle

by GF January 28, 2003

schoolboy error

The most basic of errors. An error so simple, and avoidable, that anyone with an ounce of credibility or experience in that field should not be commiting it. A mistake that should only be made by school boys still in training for that particular task. Especially used when referring to playing games of pool in pubs, or occasionally during snooker. Schoolboy error can be heard ringing out by jeering onlookers if for instance a participant missed a sitter = he should have potted it as it as so simple, that thereforehe is reduced to the level of a lowly school boy playing his dad for the first time.

And here comes Keane for the winner....Oooooooh and he's missed, and left the black right over the pocket for Swann to tap in...
Schoolboy error!

by GF November 23, 2007

Weedox

A brand of weed killer closely associated with predox. It kills all known weeds with little trouble leaving you with a nice green garden.

"Those fucking weeds in the garden! Get the weedox!"

by GF September 21, 2004

anticipation

The anticipation phase starts the moment after taking a pill and lasts for 20 minutes to an hour, whilst you're waiting for it to kick in. This can be an exciting phase as you know something magical is coming at any moment but you don't know exactly when. There may be glimpses of it but this may also be the mind playing tricks before it really starts. For the more seasoned pill taker this moment may actually be 1 of frustration as they want to be there immediately.

Guy 1 "You there yet?"
Guy 2 "Nah still in the anticipation stage."

by GF August 24, 2007

tart in a bottle

Slang term for Newcastle Brown Ale

"jesus christ, he's got the tart in a bottle out."

by GF May 1, 2005