3 definitions by FunnyMrBiggs

Dirty Bullets

The ejaculate of a male afflicted with any sexually transmitted disease that is transmitted through semen.

Don't fuck that guy. He's shooting dirty bullets.

by FunnyMrBiggs March 31, 2016

Cluster Text

When someone sends you multiple few word text messages in succession.

Especially when each message is its own complete thought and therefore, each one requires a specific response.

Other Forms: Cluster Texting; Cluster Texter

Ronnie doesn't realize how annoying and confusing it is when he CLUSTER TEXTS people.

by FunnyMrBiggs August 19, 2011

Ass Paint

When someone uses feces to write a message or paint a picture, they are using Ass Paint.

Using ASS PAINT, Holly wrote a beautifully worded love note to Johnny on the bathroom wall.

by FunnyMrBiggs August 20, 2011