5 definitions by FreshestAvocado

I’m not like other girls

A girl who does one or more of the following and says she’s different because of this
-enjoys eating
-watches Netflix

-doesn’t go to parties
-plays video games
-likes reading (especially horror or mystery)
-doesn’t like skirts or dresses or crop tops
-listens to old music
-listens to Billie eilish
-wears checkered vans
-wears band t shirts
-were only black
-doesn’t wear makeup
-only wears makeup for themself

Girl 1: Is it just me, or am I the only one who actually would rather eat a pizza than go on a diet?
Person 1: literally everyone would rather eat pizza
Girl 1: I guess I’m not like other girls

by FreshestAvocado April 19, 2019

Lmso

Laughing my shiz out

Person 1: you’re cute

Person 69: Lmso
Person 1: u said it wrong

Person 69: no I didn’t

by FreshestAvocado December 10, 2018

Caprisun

Pouches of juice that are easy to open because they have an idicated hole to open from. You can build walls with them that will surely keep invaders from Narnia out. Commonly found in the mini vans of soccer moms.

Man 1- is that a caprisun?
Man 54- yes
Man 1- my dad used to keep those in his minivan
Man 54- your dad?

by FreshestAvocado November 27, 2018

Gobble

When a turkey gobbles (eats) another turkey whilst making the turkey noise “gobble”

Turkey 1: gobble
Turkey 2: gobble

Human: that is not natural

by FreshestAvocado December 10, 2018

Roode

Commonly said by Stefanie Tanner and people named Abby. A great way to express to your friends how mean they’re being to you personally.

Mei: bye holly
Holly: bye
Abby: bye Mei
Mei: I refuse your goodbye

Abby: Roode

by FreshestAvocado December 10, 2018