Every car in NYC: HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK!!!!!!!
Me: Yes we get it you're in car in NYC, now SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP HONKING FOR NO REASON.
Me: Yes we get it you're in car in NYC, now SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP HONKING FOR NO REASON.
by Foodinator August 17, 2013
Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, a prestigious scientific journal with an extremely unfortunate acronym.
Scientist #1: Hey, could I take a look at your PNAS?
Scientist #2: Sure, as long as it's for science. <unzips pants and whips it out>
Scientist #1: GOD NO WHY I meant your Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences!
Scientist #2: Oh, ok, sorry. Huh, that's the tenth time that's happened this week.
Scientist #2: Sure, as long as it's for science. <unzips pants and whips it out>
Scientist #1: GOD NO WHY I meant your Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences!
Scientist #2: Oh, ok, sorry. Huh, that's the tenth time that's happened this week.
by Foodinator November 07, 2013
A person who enjoys eating food, unlike everyone else, who hates food, thinks it's disgusting, and would never consider eating it.
Person #1: I'm a foodie, I love eating food!
Person #2: Wow, you're so unique. I hate food and wouldn't eat it even if I had to to stay alive.
Person #2: Wow, you're so unique. I hate food and wouldn't eat it even if I had to to stay alive.
by Foodinator August 17, 2013
A thrilling, energy-efficient mode of transportation that many people consider "too dangerous", mainly because these people drive a 3-ton SUV while texting.
SUV driver: <texting> OMG LOL grumpy cat is SOO HILAR-
*THUMP*
SUV driver: OMG what was that??
<sees dead motorcyclist in rear view mirror>
SUV driver: Serves him right he shouldn't be driving a motorcycle they're sooo dangerous, LOL!!!!
*THUMP*
SUV driver: OMG what was that??
<sees dead motorcyclist in rear view mirror>
SUV driver: Serves him right he shouldn't be driving a motorcycle they're sooo dangerous, LOL!!!!
by Foodinator October 13, 2015