2 definitions by FmjbFounder

Beancoin

In this future world, animal protein will become a thing of the past. The new meat will be BEANS! The new way of buying, selling and trading in BEANS will be BEANCOIN! BEANCOIN is a currency, the most basic unit will be the quatloo. The quatloo in BEANCOIN will be equivalent to $100 usd.

I bought a truckload of soybeans using BEANCOIN, it only cost me two quatloos.

by FmjbFounder April 14, 2020

shit don't lie

(pronoun) Veracity, truthiness, obviousness, evidently, ostensibly, ostensively, presumably, putatively, seemingly, supposedly, on the surface.

That's a pretty good beer, he says, to which I reply "shit don't lie!"

by FmjbFounder September 7, 2017