FlashlightMemelord's definitions

balls

a curse placed upon anyone of the male species at birth

my balls are uncomfortable

by FlashlightMemelord May 24, 2018

poop filter

a pop filter used when recording in the bathroom
you may need one for those bathroom interviews

"On first use, instructions were unclear. Mic stuck in butt, wish I bought a poop filter " -jonathan r 2017

by FlashlightMemelord January 5, 2018

yÖted

the past tense of yeet, originating from a deep-fried meme.
source: reddit DeepFriedMemes/comments/7vk8ox/lsg/

The past tense of yeet

(highly compressed Garfield 3d model, t posed, laser eyes, recorder arms)

Is yÖted 😂

by FlashlightMemelord March 3, 2018

baby

a monster that pisses shits cries keeps you up all night and destroys things

I don't want this baby

by FlashlightMemelord July 9, 2016

Stingy

that ugly bitch that thinks he owns everything including my feelings

I'm stingy and it's mine.

by FlashlightMemelord February 11, 2017

vibrataphobia

fear of your phone vibrating in your lap or in your pocket, in the area that wouldn't end up being pleasant in a public situation

because of my vibrataphobia I missed 6 calls and 8 text messages from my mom

by FlashlightMemelord October 19, 2018

religionism

the belief in religion

breathing is a sin in religionism

by FlashlightMemelord March 22, 2018