FlashlightMemelord's definitions

balls

a curse placed upon anyone of the male species at birth

my balls are uncomfortable

by FlashlightMemelord May 24, 2018

3 o'cock

When the penis is facing directly straight, like how 12 o'cock is facing up.

when I woke up, my dick was at 3 o'cock, so I adjusted it to 12 o'cock so nobody would see

by FlashlightMemelord June 21, 2020

balls deep

the phrase "balls deep" comes from pinball machines. when you want to launch the ball full force you pull the plunger all the way back, otherwise known as going, "balls deep."

no just kidding that one actually means what you think it does

balls deep actually means going so far in that your balls touch

by FlashlightMemelord October 13, 2018

ꙭ

boobs

Ꙭ actually doesnt mean boobs, it's actually a variant of the Cyrillic letter O

by FlashlightMemelord November 24, 2018

ur parent lgbt

what you say when you insult someone but you dont know if they have one parent or two so you go for both

ur parent lgbt
no us

by FlashlightMemelord October 20, 2018

neckard

a word invented by Mike Matei, no definition.

neckard - a word invented by Mike Matei, no definition.

by FlashlightMemelord December 8, 2018

shit rape

when your ass is full of shit and it cramps like crazy and its basically the shit having unwanted anal with you hence the sexual moans

im so constipated that im afraid of going to the bathroom, thus making it worse, thus causing intense shit rape every other hour on every other day

by FlashlightMemelord October 27, 2018