20 definitions by Finesilver
The phenomenon of ejaculate possessing an orange hue. This is usually caused by over consumption of orange juice.
HUSBAND:"My god, the spunk in your mouth is orange, it looks like an aurora beauralios!"
WIFE: "Nothing to get excited about dear, hack, cough,you, gurgle just have amber nectar from drinking all that Tropicana"
WIFE: "Nothing to get excited about dear, hack, cough,you, gurgle just have amber nectar from drinking all that Tropicana"
by Finesilver January 12, 2005
by Finesilver January 12, 2005
by Finesilver January 11, 2005
A salty ejaculate which is devoured by "thirsty bitches" Said to be of similar taste to Roqufort blue cheese, spunk is the favourite beverage of many pornstars. Amusingly used by Australian "Sheilas" to describe an attractive man "he's a spunk", spunk is a calorie and protein dense nutritious food, which is commonly consumed by young Japanese women.
To spunk,
Spunked,
Spunking,
Spunked up,
Spunked all over,
Spunked in her mouth
Nasty spunk-filled whore
Spunked,
Spunking,
Spunked up,
Spunked all over,
Spunked in her mouth
Nasty spunk-filled whore
by Finesilver January 10, 2005
A physical handicap, characterised by an extremely wide chin. The affliction is named after Mclaren Grand Prix driver, David Coultard, who has the most serious case documented thus far.
News just in; Grand Prix driver, David Coultard has been sacked by racing outfit Mclaren. It was said that pre-season testing had not gone well as planned, as Coultard's battle with chinitis, had left the team with an aerodynamic quandry. Apart from modifications having had to be made to the wind tunnel, in order for the Grand Prix veteran's chin to have enough clearance room, adjustments to the rear wing were fruitless, as they could not compensate for chin mediated resistance and drag factors.
Team owner Ron Dennis said: "David and I have discussed the decission at length. It is unfortunate. I do not want to sound uncompassionate, but there is literally no room for chinitis in motor sport"
Coultard is said to be undergoing chinitis treatment, starting with a chin hypoplasmia opporation. If all goes well, Coultard can expect a 5 inch reduction in chin girth. This may tept Minardi into offering him a contract, although possible contraindications to the proceedure such as massively increased testicular size, may hinder entrance and exit from the cock pit.
Team owner Ron Dennis said: "David and I have discussed the decission at length. It is unfortunate. I do not want to sound uncompassionate, but there is literally no room for chinitis in motor sport"
Coultard is said to be undergoing chinitis treatment, starting with a chin hypoplasmia opporation. If all goes well, Coultard can expect a 5 inch reduction in chin girth. This may tept Minardi into offering him a contract, although possible contraindications to the proceedure such as massively increased testicular size, may hinder entrance and exit from the cock pit.
by Finesilver January 17, 2005
Mark: "Hi Amber, I had a lovely wankadoodledoo this morning"
Amber: "I hope you didn't stain the bedsheets"
MARK: "No, I'm a good shot"
Amber: "I hope you didn't stain the bedsheets"
MARK: "No, I'm a good shot"
by Finesilver January 12, 2005
A descriptive word ascribing to a shag of the highest echelon. It is an expression of post-coital delight of the equal of shagging a celebrity. It can also be interchanged for the word stupendous when used to describe other acts/objects
"That was fucktabulous darling, just like shagging Beyonce"
"What a fucktabulous bong, I am well and truly fucked"
"That was a fucktabulous film, I particularly liked the part where she smoked a cigar whilst inserting a wine bottle in her rectum"
"What a fucktabulous bong, I am well and truly fucked"
"That was a fucktabulous film, I particularly liked the part where she smoked a cigar whilst inserting a wine bottle in her rectum"
by Finesilver January 12, 2005