12 definitions by Father Abraham II
A relatively mild form of jet lag that doesn’t happen after traveling somewhere, but after either night of daylight savings time when you’re body is readjusting to the hour lost or gained overnight.
I get fired from my job every spring because stationary jet lag causes me to oversleep and show up late the day after spring forward.
by Father Abraham II March 15, 2022
I have a huge crush on Ashley from math class, but I'll probably get to second base with her when the Minnesota Vikings win a Super Bowl.
by Father Abraham II January 22, 2018
The smallest penis size. Behind 8=D and 8==D. The largest penis size is 8=================(until you run out of room)D
Jake looks very handsome, but I don't know if I'd fuck him because I heard he's 8D.
Bill drives a monster truck? He must be a total 8D.
Bill drives a monster truck? He must be a total 8D.
by Father Abraham II April 11, 2021
Last weekend I went to Canada with my family and tonight I'm going to Kathy's 48-hour party for the second consecutive Jesus Weekend.
by Father Abraham II February 3, 2022
Many people do not know this but there is actually a feature on your car called a "turn signal." The turn signal is a stick behind your steering wheel that when utilized, flashes an orange light on the outside of your car. The orange light then informs other drivers which direction you are thinking about fucking going.
Dumbass Friend: I just don't get it, whenever I turn or switch lanes, someone honks at me and gives me the middle finger.
You: Do you remember to use your turn signal?
Dumbass Friend: What's that?
You: Do you remember to use your turn signal?
Dumbass Friend: What's that?
by Father Abraham II August 8, 2017
My car always smells like Seth Rogen's Signature Fragrance™, so I always have to cover the car with Fabreeze whenever I get pulled over by the cops.
by Father Abraham II June 18, 2019