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When mathematical conjectures or hypotheses on the number π have finally been proved to be false—any hunches or doubts about them have now been put to rest.
In the last half-century, the piece of land initially allocated for pi cemetery has been enlarged a few times to welcome new dead members on its premises.
by Fasters November 4, 2022
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“Dummies for Dummies” seems to fall under the Humor section, or it may not, because it’s up to everyone’s imagination who’s the target audience for this title: MAGA cult patriots, white Taliban terrorists, or Antifa thugs, or all three?
by Fasters December 11, 2023
Get the Dummies for Dummies mug.Someone who is prone to coining new words or phrases on or about the number π once their mind’s eye leads them to see how an apparently unrelated idea or concept within or outside math could be linked to the most famous constant in mathematics.
While writing the manuscript for “Never Write a Math Book Without π,” Ian has been struck with pi syndrome since the start of the pandemic.
by Fasters January 15, 2022
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A corona math question for geeks: “Show that the interior angle in a regular covidagon is 161¹/₁₉°.”
by Fasters September 17, 2020
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Love her or loathe her, even mathophohics can’t ignore the mesmerizing or magical beauty of f***ing pi, with some of them even able to experience an aha! when they let go of their off-irrational inhibitions, real or imaginary.
by Fasters December 24, 2021
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Fred likes to amuse his girlfriends with the toilet math jokes he still recalls, when he’s killing two birds with a stone.
by Fasters January 12, 2022
Get the Toilet Math mug.When a Pharisee-turned-politician, who is notorious for his “woke math” gospel in attracting “holy votes” among patriots and puritans in his red-pilled state, has been embarrassingly outwitted by an entertainment giant, and now wants to take revenge by threatening to impose taxes on its hotels and roads that lead to the theme park.
In the DeSantis v. Disney saga, it looks like the loser, who even had the time to write a MAGA-like book while in office, is running short of shady ideas how to fight his legal and political battles, especially when his previous über-corrupt and lying boss is leading in the latest polls despite his simultaneous jail-prone trials.
by Fasters April 9, 2023
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