6 definitions by Fake Paul
America is a country of utter fuckwads. They've committed brutal atrocities just to get their overseas military-bases into other countries' borders. They (along with two other third world countries) use the imperial measurement system, which requires calculators to measure anything. Instead of metric, which have numbers increasing with an exponential of 10, 100 or 1000, and is thus, easy to understand. Oh and they also use fahrenheit instead of Celsius. And completely fucked up when it comes to the calendar, it's day/month/year, Not month/day/year. And the worst part: For profit prisons. Just fuck off with your "save" money mentality. If you invested in actual good prisons you wouldn't need an atrocious police budget. It also sucks when it comes to unemployment benefits. Also, a very car centric view, which is both unhealthy, unsustainable, and obviously terrible for the environment.
And they also have Nazi’s.
And they also have Nazi’s.
American: I'm proud to be an american!
European: How could you be proud to be an American? You don't even use the metric system
Thermometer: 15
American: FIFTEEN DEGREES?!
European: Celsius!
American: How much is that?
European: A little chilly
Sign: Due to the ongoing pandemic we will be closed until 20/6/2021
American: What, they have 20 Months in Europe?
European: No, we measure Day/month/year
American: Ahhhhh, right, which month is the sixth one
European: Fuck you!
European: So why are you blind
American: The prison guard hit the back of my head with a sledgehammer for disrespecting the warden.
European:.............. Warden?
American: The owner of the prison
European: That's not the government?
American: No that would be communist
European: *sigh*
American: Wait, how do you get to "local supermarket"?
European: Oh, you take the bus to "station" then you walk 5 minutes.
American: How long does it take to drive?
European: You can't, it is a pedestrian space only. I guess you could take the subway if you don't want to walk. Takes longer though
American: I don't wanna take no damn communist bus and train. Don't you have freedom in Europe?
European: We literally have more freedoms than you! Both political, personal and employment freedoms.
European: How could you be proud to be an American? You don't even use the metric system
Thermometer: 15
American: FIFTEEN DEGREES?!
European: Celsius!
American: How much is that?
European: A little chilly
Sign: Due to the ongoing pandemic we will be closed until 20/6/2021
American: What, they have 20 Months in Europe?
European: No, we measure Day/month/year
American: Ahhhhh, right, which month is the sixth one
European: Fuck you!
European: So why are you blind
American: The prison guard hit the back of my head with a sledgehammer for disrespecting the warden.
European:.............. Warden?
American: The owner of the prison
European: That's not the government?
American: No that would be communist
European: *sigh*
American: Wait, how do you get to "local supermarket"?
European: Oh, you take the bus to "station" then you walk 5 minutes.
American: How long does it take to drive?
European: You can't, it is a pedestrian space only. I guess you could take the subway if you don't want to walk. Takes longer though
American: I don't wanna take no damn communist bus and train. Don't you have freedom in Europe?
European: We literally have more freedoms than you! Both political, personal and employment freedoms.
by Fake Paul November 15, 2021
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by Fake Paul May 10, 2022
Feminazi: a type of feminist that considers men to not be sentient, and it's therefore justified to do horrible things with them. (just like hitler considered the jews)
Feminazi: Probably has corpses in their basement and forgets that she does
Feminazi: Probably has corpses in their basement and forgets that she does
Feminazi: Kill all men
Guy: Is there a problem with both genders being equal
Feminazi: It's ok to kill non-sentient things
Feminazi "tries to kill the guy"
Guy: YOU'RE FUCKING INSANE!
Guy: "get's shot arrested and tortured in prison for 'screaming at a woman'"
Guy: Is there a problem with both genders being equal
Feminazi: It's ok to kill non-sentient things
Feminazi "tries to kill the guy"
Guy: YOU'RE FUCKING INSANE!
Guy: "get's shot arrested and tortured in prison for 'screaming at a woman'"
by Fake Paul October 11, 2021
Person 1: Dude, I taco belled my toilet last night.
Person 2: Well fuck, I'll bring the cemtex
Person 1: Yeah, I hate Taco belling
Person 2: Well fuck, I'll bring the cemtex
Person 1: Yeah, I hate Taco belling
by Fake Paul September 6, 2021
by Fake Paul February 7, 2022
UD: Abbreviation for "Urban Dictionary"
by Fake Paul December 13, 2021