Definitions by FLiX

Mushed

‘Mushed’ is a word to describe someone who is very unsober and is clearly not in the right state of mind.

‘Look at Flix, he’s absolutely mushed’
‘I’m gonna get mushed tonight’

‘Leather bumborinos tree’

Mushed by Flix December 13, 2019

Bumborino 

Leather bumborino tree toilet

‘Horny bumborino’
‘Horny arse flake’

‘Yuh’

Bumborino by Flix December 13, 2019

guardaroo 

It's a kangaroo trained to guard your house. What the fuck else did you think it was?

The guardaroo pounced up and, gripping the burglar's genitals, removed them with a quick twist.

guardaroo by Flix December 8, 2009

tukta 

To talk to; also, potentially, to have sex with.

(Shouted at window)

"Flareese! Lemme come up and tukta you!"

tukta by Flix March 4, 2009

shink 

A session of intense thought while on the shitter.

"Hey Bill, any thoughts on what our bid for the MacGregor contract should be?"

"Chuck, I'm still not sure. Let me take a shink and get back to you."

shink by Flix January 13, 2009

exit music 

A radiohead song. Useful for killing a party or comically depressing everyone in the bar when it goes on the jukebox.

"Before all hell breaks loo-oose..."

"Goddammit! Is this Exit Music???"

exit music by Flix July 16, 2008

double bubble 

A characteristic of obese people, especially women, where their excess fat creates a protrusion in the front as large as (or larger than) their posterior, hence the "double bubble".

"Whoa, check out the double bubble on that hot mama with the cat sweater! She must eat a lot of KFC!"

double bubble by Flix June 16, 2008