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The mallet is a term best used to describe someone with an odd "mallet shaped head of a penis.

NOT NECCESSARILY INDICATIVE OF A LARGE GURTH, MORE CONCERNED WIV A RATHER LARGE HEAD.
Shay has a mallet, Timmy mallet has a mallet

Shay done lydia but she just couldnt handle the mallet, however she watch timmy mallets mallet on tv regularly.
by FERNZ December 1, 2006
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