4 definitions by Erectile Function

cockblocker

A person who has nobody to love so they decide to take it out on you try and interfere with your relationship and stop the flow of love and emotions. They also prevent you from getting some....

Girl One: Baby, I love you

Boy One: I love you more
Cockblocker : *thinks to himself* I ain't get no pussy so I'll be a dickhead and stop these two....
*says aloud* who's hungry?

by Erectile Function October 29, 2014

Giggity

Said by the perverted Glenn Quagmire from hit t.v show Family Guy. Also can be said when someone says something that could be turned into something sexual.

Example One:

Quagmire: No, this is the WannaBangO ! Giggity.

Example 2:

Man 1: Did you try to fix the leaky sink?

Man 2: I tried doing it last night, but it was so hard.

Man 1: Giggity

by Erectile Function October 29, 2014

bruh

A saying widely used during a dickhead, or stupid moment, or a moment of fuckery. Also said when someone says something to piss you off. Can be used as a substitute for tf or the fuck.

Man: I fucked my bitch so hard last night.

Man 2: Bruh... I ain't need to know that

by Erectile Function October 19, 2014

Justin Bieber

A troublesome, crazy, white boy who wishes to be black. He tries to rap, but his bitch voices gets in the way and his corny lines are just horrific. He should do the world a favor and just go back to working at McDonald's. Hopefully he won't see this and shoot up the nearest school.

An ignorant person

Example 1 :
Girl: I wish I were married to Justin Bieber !
Mother: I refuse that my daughter marries another girl!

Example 2:
Girl 1: Did you see Tom today?

Girl 2: Yeah, but he acted like a total Justin Bieber!

by Erectile Function October 18, 2014