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Designated Penis Guardian

One who does not drink while others do; and makes sure that nobody's male genitalia gets cut off by any drunk soul. Be it himself or any other intoxicated individual.
It's okay guys we can get hammered Ali is gonna be the DPG tonight
I should have never gotten drunk without a DPG. Do you know any sex shops?
by EnglishDaddy February 28, 2023
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