6 definitions by EmoMediocreBoi
“Pupupu! It’s puuuuunishment tiiiime!”
“Is that your Monakuma impression?”
“Is that your Monakuma impression?”
by EmoMediocreBoi April 19, 2022
A paranormal romance movie about flashy vampires, emo werewolves, and a dense as hell protagonist. Previously a romance novel that was written at a fifth-grade level targeted towards girls who are into that shit. If someone you know falls victim to this series, they will probably be able to recite entire pages and quotes from the book, and will make you listen to all of it.
Twilight fan: “Twilight is soooo good. My world is Twilight. Edward is so hot,”
Normal person: “Wait, but isn’t that kinda like… romanticizing your food?”
Twilight: “SHUT UP YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT TWILIGHT!”
Normal person: “Wait, but isn’t that kinda like… romanticizing your food?”
Twilight: “SHUT UP YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT TWILIGHT!”
by EmoMediocreBoi April 19, 2022
A method to execute Kaede where you kill her on a goddamn giant piano. It’s known as ‘I stepped on the cat’ for some fucking reason. The tune has been known to make Danganronpa fans cry like a two-year-old, or piss their pants; usually a combination of both.
Normal person: “Bro! Have you heard this song? It’s called Der Flohwalzer”
V3 fan: “Kaedead… Kaeder Akamatzer…”
(V3 fan starts sobbing in the bathroom)
V3 fan: “Kaedead… Kaeder Akamatzer…”
(V3 fan starts sobbing in the bathroom)
by EmoMediocreBoi April 19, 2022
An Italian stereotype who massacres mushroom people under mind control of a giant fucking dragon turtle thing. He wears overalls and chills with his brother, Luigi, who looks like a green gummy bear. Mario will say annoying shit like “It’s-a-me! Mario”. He has a platonic or romantic relationship with anyone who he ‘rescues’ from a castle.
by EmoMediocreBoi April 19, 2022
A fictional character from Danganronpa. Nobody can remember his Ultimate, so everyone just calls him the ‘Ultimate Narcissist’, because he’s a narcissist. Byakuya is known for loving money and treating his peers like a bunch of filthy rats; which they are.
Person A: “Wow, you’ve done it again. Raising the bar for the circus and doing it quite foolishly. I would say I’m surprised, but I know who you are,”
Person B: “Ok, Byakuya…”
Person A: “Listen, I don’t like you-”
Person B: “Ok, Byakuya…”
Person A: “Listen, I don’t like you-”
by EmoMediocreBoi April 19, 2022
Anyone who needs this definition. I mean, it’s stated in the name. Dumber than a box of rocks refers to people who are cocky, but extremely dumb.
“How many planets in our solar system are there?”
“I think like… 17? Yeah.”
“Holy crap, they’re dumber than a box of rocks!”
“I think like… 17? Yeah.”
“Holy crap, they’re dumber than a box of rocks!”
by EmoMediocreBoi April 19, 2022