2 definitions by EmSa

madge

A Madgelia. A Derry woman/girl who are like chavs except they are in love with pink and hair straighteners. if your hairs a mess they are sure to point it out.
Looks down nose at anyone/everyone

She is a madge just look at her shes giving us dirty looks

by EmSa November 27, 2006

Jetskiing

You motorboat boobs but you jetski a pussy!

"Last night my boyfriend was motorboating my boobs, and then he went down and started jetskiing my pussy too!"

by EmSa July 20, 2012