Definitions by Ellis

wheaton steamer 

When you are wearing a beautiful dress and you are shat on, e.g. through a diaper, despite your best intentions.

OMFG I was just the victim of a wheaton steamer and now I have to walk around in this shit all night!!

wheaton steamer by Ellis September 9, 2010

pangorgis 

A bigger, larger, form of engorgis.

We crested the nest and spat our language at the pangorgis site that unfolded: a colossal Hybrid Champion!

pangorgis by Ellis December 7, 2009

propa bo 

Hella straight. Used to name anything that is correct. Sometimes shortened to "bo" (as in "knows")

"Yo, where I can dat work surface for my heez?"
"Homes, you need to check out propa Bo Concept on the Dix"

propa bo by ellis January 14, 2008

engorgis

A big, often large, form of gorgis.

I can't fit such a head in my Prius since he became engorgis.

engorgis by ellis June 15, 2007

pool water 

Ripped-ass liquor. Ripped-ass liquor.

If ima drink that pool water, ima need a liquor lozenge.

pool water by ellis October 7, 2006

college whore 

A high school student who will sell his/her soul to get into a top tier university

Paradoxically, college whores rarely get into their desired schools.

"What the heck? I'm president of 3 clubs, I have perfect grades and SAT scores, and I've volunteered for a thousand hours. Why didn't I get into Harvard?"

"You dumbass. Didn't you know that college whores don't get into college?"

"Oh well, I'll just major in poli sci somewhere else."

college whore by Ellis April 23, 2005

tyvek 

Fresh insulation used for houses.

That house was hella wrapped in Tyvek, homes.

tyvek by Ellis August 21, 2004