Ellis's definitions

eat a dick up

Consume a penis in the upward direction. See eat a dick, dick-eater.

"I just finished the last empanada."
"Eat a dick up."

by Ellis August 21, 2004

pool water

Ripped-ass liquor. Ripped-ass liquor.

If ima drink that pool water, ima need a liquor lozenge.

by ellis October 7, 2006

finna

In the process of starting a task.

I'm finna go to the mall.

by Ellis August 16, 2003

pangorgis

A bigger, larger, form of engorgis.

We crested the nest and spat our language at the pangorgis site that unfolded: a colossal Hybrid Champion!

by Ellis December 7, 2009

wheaton steamer

When you are wearing a beautiful dress and you are shat on, e.g. through a diaper, despite your best intentions.

OMFG I was just the victim of a wheaton steamer and now I have to walk around in this shit all night!!

by Ellis September 9, 2010

engorgis

A big, often large, form of gorgis.

I can't fit such a head in my Prius since he became engorgis.

by ellis June 15, 2007

tyvek

Fresh insulation used for houses.

That house was hella wrapped in Tyvek, homes.

by Ellis August 21, 2004