11 definitions by ElectricBananaMan

Jewish Boner

An erection that still possesses a semi-flaccid property, typically caused by over-exposure to pornography or by frequent masturbation.

Been beatin' off so much lately to blacked.com that I can only get them jewish boners.

by ElectricBananaMan November 9, 2018

Wood Ninja

A guy who very gracefully tries to grab another guys dong. Usually because he has hidden homosexual feelings, but sometimes just because he is a dumbass.

Eric is such a wood ninja.

by ElectricBananaMan September 2, 2009

Easy Wood

A male, who under the slightest of sexual encounters, achieves an erection.

Blake had some chick hug him and now he is hard, he just claims he gets easy wood.

by ElectricBananaMan February 27, 2009

Zup zup

The written version of the sound that a cell phone makes when it receives a text on vibrate mode.

*Zup zup* "Oh I got a text."

by ElectricBananaMan March 28, 2019

Youtube University

When you learn a skill through watching videos on Youtube, thereby becoming competent at said skill without formal education or help from others.

"Hey, where did you learn to weld?"
"Youtube University"

by ElectricBananaMan June 15, 2019

Cat Approved

Farm Slang: When constructing something on the farm, cats will typcially refrain from climbing around on it until its structural integrity has been tested. Once they know it will not fall out from under them, they will climb all over it until the end of time.

Built that shed, the cats are all over it now it's cat approved.

by ElectricBananaMan February 26, 2019

burning the midnight oil

To do hard drugs(cocaine, heroin meth, etc)

Dustin burning the midnight oil.

by ElectricBananaMan June 19, 2011