20 definitions by Elbonio

Wizzo

Japanese toy. A Wizzo is round in shape with a head and has latex lips that you can go bladdadadadadadadadadadadadada with with your finger (by making an up and down motion on the lips)

The toy is for ages 5 and up

Why not really spoil your children this christmas and give them a Wizzo. They'll never forget it!

by Elbonio February 24, 2004

Sexiost

To penetrate in ignorance, accidental sex and gross misunderstandings in Turkish Baths.

I didnt even know I sexiosted...

by Elbonio January 12, 2006

noodleman

A type of coffee brewed in the democratic republic of congo

there's nothing better than a hot noodleman to perk you up

by Elbonio May 4, 2004

SquireMuldoon

Biggles' second cousin

"I say Biggles, whatever happend to that second cousin of yours?"

"SquireMuldoon? Well patsy, old chap he's working for the Germans these days dont you know!"

"Really, biggles? Good Lord!"

"right you are patsy, right you are..."

by Elbonio May 4, 2004

Baz

Slippery, icky substance found on the floors of greengrocers

This floor is covered in Baz.

Don't slip on the Baz!

Avoid getting Baz on your floor - use Shake n vac!

by Elbonio October 14, 2004

MPUK

MPUK is a group of like minded people from the Champagne region of France who all enjoy a good game of lawn bowls.

"Join MPUK - we like rolling our balls in the grass..."

by Elbonio May 26, 2004

Strych

Second-hand hangliding apparatus

We cant afford new hang-gliders so we have to make do with Strych...

by Elbonio May 4, 2004