4 definitions by Effin' Tony
Curious, skittish, striped, agile, quick witted and independent. Newest member of the family. Impressive flexibility, ninja skills and patience as evident in her first 48 hours of investigating and exploring the basement drywalls at 652 South 9th Street. In love with man named Stan. A partner in crime for Lady. She is definitely a keeper.
by Effin' Tony December 15, 2022
A spoiled bitch that loves belly rubs, taking walks, long naps, sniffing rabbits and munching on man food especially pizza crust, cheese cubes and anything meaty. Don’t be fooled by her innocent looks and her howling cries of despair as this is her strategy of getting her way. Truly, a man’s best friend. A house is not a home without her presence.
by Effin' Tony November 26, 2022
The brown skid mark in white underwear that somehow creates balance and golf swing tempo for a high flight draw and/or chip ins around the green.
by Effin' Tony May 8, 2017
A babyface south philly legendary villain, that makes Nick Foles look like an itsy bitsy jalapeño in the locker room. Full sleeve tattoos galore inked up to include a picture of the “S” brothers on each butt cheek. Craves amazon binge shopping, hole munching, and assassinating each putter he grips. Truly, the most generous and kindest person you will ever meet.
by Effin' Tony September 12, 2019