Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Decorating Party

An alternative and discreet way of referring to a load filled, gizz covered sex party or gang bang or orgy or a bukkake when you do not wish to let it be known of your involvement in such taboo activities.

Mom: Son, where are you going tonight? You need to behave and be back on time.
Son: No worries Mom. I am going to a Decorating Party for the holidays.
Mom: How sweet. You are such a good boy!

by Eaton Holgoode December 17, 2013

Texas Wallpaper

To stick a wet, moist Kleenex tissue used to wipe up cum onto someone's wall. Texas Wallpaper is similar to that of a traditional Tissue Swipe except that in the case of Texas Wallpaper, the tissue that is used to wipe up semen and/or vaginal juices after masturbation, a handjob or after vaginal or anal coitus, one sticks the tissue to the wall. It is imperative that the tissue still be moist or in a semi-moist state in order to stick. The allure of the Texas Wallpaper is the ability to create a wonderful display and conversation piece of multiple tissues with each tissue having its own unique story to tell. Sexual frequency clearly determines one's ability to decorate effectively with Texas Wallpaper. Texas Wallpaper was recently featured on Do It Yourself Network.

Stan blew his wet, steamy load on his girlfriend April's chest. After grabbing a tissue and wiping off his man load, Stan quickly selected a nice spot and plastered up some Texas Wallpaper. April's wall was beginning to look like a tissue paper covered float in the Texas Cavaliers River Parade.

by Eaton Holgoode March 19, 2015

Weasel Slapper

A male that chronically masturbates to internet porn. Typically unemployed, lives with parents and can't otherwise function without his dick in his hand.

Carl's a weasel slapper. He doesn't work, lives at home with mommy and faps all day to like 10 different porn site accounts.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Circle of Fap

The constant and endless desire to Fap from morning to night. Regardless of activity between getting up and going to bed each day, the desire and need to Fap is always present.

No matter the day, time or activity he was involved, Joel was constantly stuck in the Circle of Fap.

by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015

Lip Curd

A viscous deposit or remnant of sexual fluid or fluids on the lips. For example, a hot rope of man jizz laid across the lips. Also, an amalgam of booty juice from eating ass my result in a lip curd.

Rachel used her own panties to wipe the lip curd I roped all over her mouth.

I ate a dude’s ass last night and well......he wasn’t too clean. I got a stanky lip curd.

by Eaton Holgoode June 6, 2018

Toke and Choke

Smoking copious amounts of weed all day while watching porn and masturbating.

Carl is a real toke and choke kinda guy.

Ever since I moved back in with my parents, all I do is toke and choke.

by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

Mop Bucket Dump

The Mop Bucket Dump is one of the most heinous of all acts of defecation. The anal sphincter opens to allow a virtual geyser of liquid feces to explode from the rectum and oring. The explosive force, sound, smell and the look of a Mop Bucket Dump achieves its notoriety from the that is looks no different than if a Janitor had emptied his or her filthy, used, dirty mop bucket water out into the toilet. Pure liquid dirt. You cannot tell the difference between the Mop Bucket Dump and a dumped mop bucket.

The Mop Bucket Dump is typically the result of poor dietary choices but may also be a result of food poisoning or other gastrointestinal conditions.

Steven thoroughly enjoyed his entrée of fresh, Norwegian prawns although he thought that they might have been a little off and rancid due to the smell and tangy after taste. About an hour later, he found his ass plastered to the toilet and arms gripping the handrails as he blew a wet, steamy, dirty, brown Mop Bucket Dump. As the sweat dripped from his brow, he realized that the prawns were in fact off.

by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2015