Eaton Holgoode's definitions
An early morning dump. That first pinch of the day. May be one’s daily bowel movement or the morning crumpet may also be part of one’s scat play fetish.
I’m so regular. As soon as I get out of bed I pinch my morning crumpet.
I woke Rachel up this morning by dropping my steaming morning crumpet right on her chest. She loved it. She loves an English Breakfast.
I woke Rachel up this morning by dropping my steaming morning crumpet right on her chest. She loved it. She loves an English Breakfast.
by Eaton Holgoode January 20, 2018
Get the Morning Crumpetmug. by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018
Get the Deli at the Ymug. by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015
Get the The Labmug. A male with a sexually transmitted disease known to have promiscuous, unprotected sex with no regard for spreading their nasty infections to others.
You had sex with Roger? Wow. You know he's a drip stick. You might as well head to the clinic now before you start to itch.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
Get the Drip Stickmug. A cock that tastes a little too tangy. A dirty dick unwashed from sweat and filth or carrying the remnants of a sexual encounter with a different partner.
Carol suspects I'm getting booty on the side now. I didn't have time to shower when I got home from banging Dana last night and well.......she got a little Dijon Dick.
by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017
Get the Dijon Dickmug. by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2015
Get the Gentleman's Necktiemug. When you are banging her hard missionary position and she reaches around, pulls up your floppy scrotum and stuffs your balls deep into your ass crack.
Rachel gave me the missionary tuck last night. It felt great till i busted my nut and tensed my ass checks. Almost cut my damn nuts off.
by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2019
Get the Missionary Tuckmug.