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Sack Smacking

Sexual activity involving the intentional smacking, flicking, punching, kicking or striking of the male ballsack for gratification. May involve hitting with the hand or other device such as a riding crop.
I hired a DOM off the internet and she tied me up and did some sack smacking. Hurt like hell but we both enjoyed the experience.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
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Ass Broth

Ass sweat that forms in the crack and trickles down to the taint. Has a distinct assy/vinegary funk.
Rachel said she just could rim me last night. Said the ass broth was more than she could handle. Guess I should have showered first.
by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017
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Overland Squat Blossom

A traditional taking of a dump aka Squat Blossom. Except that one defecates outdoors and in public. To perform the Overland Squat Blossom, one drops their pants, places their back against a wall, tree or other structure and positions their legs and feet to appear be seated on a toilet. This pseudo seated position allows maximum push and the bowels are generally released with limited collateral shittage. The ensuing assplosion will vary depending upon the fecal viscosity. Wet shits are not recommended. While the goal is to lay the perfect clean pinch turd directly below on the ground, a wet shit or rooster tail will likely trail or tickle down along the wall down to the ground.
Leroy left work one afternoon. As he was heading to the parking area, he looked along the wall near the employee exit and noticed a large pile of wet feces. It was obvious that someone had performed and Overland Squat Blossom and left quite the mess on the sidewalk. But notably, Leroy was quite impressed by the fact that there was a line of turd running down the wall to the pile below. Clearly, the defecator had rooster tailed that turd and it was not a real clean pinch.
by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015
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Tube Cake

I just dropped a tube cake that split my ass.

I left a tube cake sticking out of the water in there. Go check it out. It’s a work of art.
by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018
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Panty Breach

When you finally get a finger inside the panties and get a little diddle action. Usually occurs after a few weeks of dating and making out enough that she gets so horning and is ready for a little finger action.
Rachel was holding out but finally got her so hot that I was able to panty breach last night. Smell my finger braaaaahhhh!!!
by Eaton Holgoode November 6, 2018
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Brined

The act of wiping one's dirty, sweaty, wet ass crack on someone or some object.
Carla went to the gym and after a heavy workout, came home and brined her boyfriend's leg when she sat on his lap.

Carl was sick of his room mate's pranks so he got his own revenge when he brined the arm rests of his roomy's recliner.
by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015
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Tender Cutlets

Female with sore, tender pussy lips from a good old deep dicking.
I’m so sore today. I’ve got tender cutlets.

I dicked her good last night. She got them tender cutlets today.
by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2017
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