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When you are hitting her pooter good from behind but each slam body slam against her ass sends a nasty waff of hot,sweaty booty stank straight up your nostrils.
Hey braaaahhhh. Did you hit Rachel’s shit good last night?
Yea brooooohh. I hit it but she gots the pump stank. She’s a dirty ass ho.
Yea brooooohh. I hit it but she gots the pump stank. She’s a dirty ass ho.
by Eaton Holgoode May 30, 2018
Get the Pump Stank mug.Rubbing one out with and into a handkerchief aka hanky to avoid the mess and to add little friction to enhance the experience.
I do a hank wank each night before bed so I can go right to sleep. But I need to wash my hanky. That thing is getting awful stiff and crusty.
by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018
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Get the Cheese Finger mug.The stoma opening for a colostomy bag. For the adventurous and twisted, an extra and different orifice for sexual activity.
When I found out the prostitute I picked up had a colostomy bag, I paid her an extra $10 to shag her hip hole.
I’ll never be the same after I walked into my granny’s room and her home health aid was pounding her hip hole.
I’ll never be the same after I walked into my granny’s room and her home health aid was pounding her hip hole.
by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018
Get the Hip Hole mug.A term that applies to males that fail to follow basic sanitary hygiene after the act of urination. A male is a "Jiggling Jim” when he urinates, holds and shakes his member (some shake multiple times) then simply zips up and leaves the restroom failing to wash their hands. This is why you should always wash your hands because there may have been several “Jiggling Jims” before you.
Carl: You know that new guy over at the electronics company?
Erwin: You mean, Bruce? What about him?
Carl: I was just in the bathroom with him. The dude's a Jiggling Jim!
Erwin: Nasty.
Erwin: You mean, Bruce? What about him?
Carl: I was just in the bathroom with him. The dude's a Jiggling Jim!
Erwin: Nasty.
by Eaton Holgoode October 4, 2013
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My uncle’s groping skills are the best.
Your mom’s groping skills made me nut hard brooooohhhh.
My roommate had the best groping skills.
Your mom’s groping skills made me nut hard brooooohhhh.
My roommate had the best groping skills.
by Eaton Holgoode November 9, 2017
Get the Groping Skills mug.Braaaahhh I got pencil lead going right now. How about a hand?
She was grinding her booty in my and it was instant pencil lead.
She was grinding her booty in my and it was instant pencil lead.
by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018
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