Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Brazilian Steakhouse

A Brazilian Steakhouse is sexual slang used to reference group sex activity whereby a willing female is gang banged by a group of men of which all are of different races and ethnicities. The term is derived from an actual Brazilian Steakhouse experience where a diner is fed a variety of different meats.

Sandy was always up for group sex. Her boyfriend surprised her and took her to a hotel where he had arranged for a Brazilian Steakhouse. Sandy was well fed.

by Eaton Holgoode March 16, 2014

Dick Wilt

The state of having a soft, flaccid penis.

Dick wilt typically occurs post ejaculation and the penis wilts from stiff, rigid to semi and soft.

May also be caused by whiskey dick.

I drank too much. I got Dick Wilt and can't perform.

That bitch is so nasty she gives me Dick Wilt.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

Tangy Tailgating Sauce

Tagy Tailgating Sauce is enhancing addition to the pungent fun associated with traditional tangy tailgating as defined on Urban Dictionary. One who is performing a tangy tailgate enjoys the experience even more when tangy tailgating sauce is created from the mixture of saliva and the remnants of a Grease Ring. The result is a tangy, savory mixture that only the bold can truly enjoy.

Charles: Hi Frank. How's your girlfriend?
Frank: Broke up Bro!
Charles: Sorry Bro.
Frank: No big deal. I went out and got me some strange last night.
Charles: How was it?
Frank: Chick was hot but hadn't showered in about three days.

Charles: Did you do a little Tangy Tailgating Braaaaaahhhhhh?
Frank: More then that Brooooo! I had me a little Tangy Tailgating Sauce!

Charles: Sounds like a ripe pipe there brother!

by Eaton Holgoode September 17, 2014

Bus Seat Orgasm

The ability for a female to get off and orgasm, hands free, purely by the stimulation given from the motorized vibration and rough ride encountered on various modes of public transportation, i.e., buses, trains, subways, etc.

Cindy always arrived at work with a smile on her face. Not because he loves her job, but because her use of public transportation and her annual rider's pass allows her to cum from her daily Bus Seat Orgasm during her daily commute.

by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015

Pipe Dribble

When a male fails to adequately fully drain a piss and cuts short and ends up inadvertently releasing a notable dribble of piss onto his pant leg or around the gusset of his pants. Generally happens when in a hurry.

Stan was late for his meeting after he dropped in the men's room to piss and ended up with pipe dribble after cutting it short.

by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2016

Pinky Browns

The perfect set of female nipples hallmarked by the perfect pigmentation of pink and brown.

Carla jumped in the pool at the party but her top came off. Roger spotted her bouncy boobs floating in the water and was impressed by her delightful Pinky Browns.

by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2015

Lunch Bell

Getting a little quick, hot, oral action on your bellend and penis during the lunch break. Usually from a street whore, a homeless person or a co-worker.

Hey Rachel did you hear the lunch bell? Yea let’s go.

That homeless woman rang my lunch bell today.

by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2018