Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Admiral's Between Decks

A discreet seaman's term used to convey that male on male anal sex activity is transpiring between two or more sailors on the same ship.

Captain: Yeoman, where is the first mate? He's been gone for an hour. And where are those new young cadets?
Yeoman: Captain, The Admiral's Between Decks.

Captain: Aye! Plundering again.

by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2014

Velvet Knuckle

An extremely aroused, engorged clitoris.

With the aid of a few fellow Chaturbaters, She diddled her velvet knuckle till she squirted for her horny followers.

by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2017

Snug Plug

A highly coveted and highly desirable sex partner with a tight ass hole and/or tight pussy.

Hooked up with that new girl Rhonda last night. After a few drinks, she was loose as creamed corn ready for sex. Lucky me, she's a snug plug. Both holes braaaahhh. Both holes!

by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2017

Yeti Fur

Lavishly wooly, bushy, 1970’s style pussy hair.

Yo ho! Trim dat yeti fur. Damn!

Her yeti fur was sticking out all sides of her granny panties.

An Eskimo could make a coat out of that yeti fur you are sporting.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

Coffee Chop

Pinching off a big coffee induced turd. Typically onsets about mid-morning or late afternoon.

You’ll have to excuse me. Need to coffee chop real quick. Guts a growling.

This afternoon coffee chop is a daily occurrence.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

Mingeivitis

When you binge on the minge and get all up in and around that twat resulting in a mouth and throat full of pubic hair.

I was so drunk last night going down on Rachel’s 70’s style wooly minge that I ended up with mingeivitis and I sounded like a cat hacking up several fur balls.

by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018

Mercy Milk

When the girl you are out with won’t give up the pussy for sex but realizes that she has given you a horrendous case of blue balls and agrees to give you relief with a merciful hand job milking you free of that aching nut.

A common occurrence with a “good girl”’and on first dates. Very rarely happens when you are out with a thot or slut.

My first date with Rachel ended with a mercy milk. I was blue balling real bad.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018