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When a dude jerks off and rubs out his nut creme with one hand and and busts his hot load in the other hand which is held in a cup like shape.
What is done with the nut creme thereafter is purely and individual preference.
For example, one might enjoy eating their own nut. One might enjoy slapping their girl across the face with their creme cup. Or it may simply facilitate a quick jerk and easy clean up. The possibilities are endless.
What is done with the nut creme thereafter is purely and individual preference.
For example, one might enjoy eating their own nut. One might enjoy slapping their girl across the face with their creme cup. Or it may simply facilitate a quick jerk and easy clean up. The possibilities are endless.
Rachel wouldn’t give up the pussy last night so did a little creme cup and well.....she had to go wash her chin off when I was done.
Tony was so horny at work from doing nothing but watching internet porn he did a creme cup right at his desk.
My roommate is a sick fucker. He eats his own creme cups. I know. I watch him do it every night. Really? And he’s the sick fucker?
Tony was so horny at work from doing nothing but watching internet porn he did a creme cup right at his desk.
My roommate is a sick fucker. He eats his own creme cups. I know. I watch him do it every night. Really? And he’s the sick fucker?
by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2018
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Captain: Yeoman, where is the first mate? He's been gone for an hour. And where are those new young cadets?
Yeoman: Captain, The Admiral's Between Decks.
Captain: Aye! Plundering again.
Yeoman: Captain, The Admiral's Between Decks.
Captain: Aye! Plundering again.
by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2014
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Braaaahhh you might want to ask out that chick at the end of the bar. Rumor has it she's a deep neck.
Carl hated his wife but she's worth keeping around cause she's a deep neck.
Dude your grandma is a deep neck.
Carl hated his wife but she's worth keeping around cause she's a deep neck.
Dude your grandma is a deep neck.
by Eaton Holgoode February 21, 2017
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by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2015
Get the Mangy Muff mug.You’ll have to excuse me. Need to coffee chop real quick. Guts a growling.
This afternoon coffee chop is a daily occurrence.
This afternoon coffee chop is a daily occurrence.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
Get the Coffee Chop mug.When you binge on the minge and get all up in and around that twat resulting in a mouth and throat full of pubic hair.
I was so drunk last night going down on Rachel’s 70’s style wooly minge that I ended up with mingeivitis and I sounded like a cat hacking up several fur balls.
by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018
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by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2017
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