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To be so severely constipated and in desperate need of a bowel movement that multiple forms of treatments are used and repeated over and over to create the needed stool looseness to have an eventual release aka ass blast, assplosion.
Frank decided to join in and climb aboard the gluten free diet train. After several days, Frank realized the new diet, while gluten free, was largely starch based and low in protein and dietary fiber and he was desperately Drain Plugged. After seven consecutive enemas, he finally popped the squirt cork.
by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2014
Get the Drain Plugged mug.A napkin or rag possessed by a street walking prostitute to wipe up semen from her gash in between multiple sexual encounters.
This bus stop is riddled with gash rags. It must have been a busy night around here last night.
She left her gash rag on the floor board of my car.
She left her gash rag on the floor board of my car.
by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018
Get the Gash Rag mug.I was rubbing one out online last night to a hot ginger thot. She turned out to a ginger bender but I didn’t care at that point.
by Eaton Holgoode November 2, 2017
Get the Ginger Bender mug.When your ass is flat torn up, raw and blown out from shitting out a series of bad Taco Bell dietary choices.
by Eaton Holgoode June 6, 2018
Get the Bell Hole mug.When you wake up with morning wood and roll over and pump your load one more time in the twat of the chick you picked up the night before. Giving her one more deep deposit before kicking her out. The hallmark of a Deep Breakfast is that renders her with an intermittent leaking gash through the rest of the day.
Rod picked up a chick at his friend's house party. She was DTF so he took her home at jizz banged her freak ass all night. He woke her in the morning with a deep breakfast then tossed her out so he could go to class.
by Eaton Holgoode May 22, 2015
Get the Deep Breakfast mug.Brewing up a big, massive shit in your bowels for an impending assplosion. Like a fat hunk of meat stewing in a crock pot all day.
Braaaaaahhh I am hot crocking right now. My bowels are sloshing. It’s gonna explode soon.
I was Hot crocking all night at the bar but I passed out when I got home. Needless to say the overnight stew was a wet explosion this morning.
I was Hot crocking all night at the bar but I passed out when I got home. Needless to say the overnight stew was a wet explosion this morning.
by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2018
Get the Hot Crocking mug.Someone that just loves to slob the knob. Loves to suck dick and gobble the goo. Can’t get enough. Always got a mouthful.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018
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