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When a male wraps a Kotex Pad around his penis (adhesive side to skin) then proceeds to engage in sexual intercourse with a women on her period. The pad wrapped penis resembles a Q Tip.
Harvey loves having sex with women on the rag and often performs the Turkish Q Tip to his and his lover's enjoyment.
by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009
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Get the Crung Hair mug.When you flatulate while taking a bath and have an unfortunate, incidental release of a little soft serve stool. Leaving one scrambling to escape their own filth.
I was relaxing in a nice hot bath today when I did a sherp. It was horrible. It went all brown real quick.
by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017
Get the Sherp mug.The annoying friend on social media that insists upon providing and posting constant updates regarding their vacation. The hallmark of the Vacadouche is that they start with pre-vacation countdown posts from 2-4 weeks out. This is followed by travel day updates every minute including in flight postings where air travel and sky hi wifi is available. Then, constant snip it posts and pictures of every mundane aspect of the vacation stay's daily activities. All is consummated at the end with multiple sad postings regarding coming back to reality followed by 2-4 weeks of post-vacation flashbacks. All while you are such a self absorbed Vacadouche to realize that no one gives a shit.
Sandy: Hi Sara. Have you followed Linda's posts about her vacation.
Sara: How can I not? She's been posting for a month. She a real Vacadouche.
Sandy: You are right. No one cares.
Sara: How can I not? She's been posting for a month. She a real Vacadouche.
Sandy: You are right. No one cares.
by Eaton Holgoode October 2, 2014
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After Donald busted his nut all over Tonya's chin, she wiped up her chincicles with her panties she was using as a Dap Rag,
by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2015
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All that Starbucks this morning mixed with that lunch from the House of Curry resulted in brewing up an Afternoon Coffee Pot.
by Eaton Holgoode June 6, 2018
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