Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Hammered Beef

Genitals that are sore and swollen from excessive sexual activity or masturbation.

We was down all night. No sleep and now I got hammered beef today. Sore ass dick.

She walking funny today with that hammered beef. Them curtains are raw.

After edging myself 10 hours to every kind of porn imaginable I blew my ropes and put some ice on my hammered beef.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

Drippy Lips

Low hanging, meaty pussy lips.

Rachel bent over and all I saw was her drippy lips.

Her drippy lips were showing through her yoga pants.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018

Pre-Fetus Feed

A hot, creamy load of man juice.

Open up dat mouth. Imma give you da Pre-Fetus Feed baby.

by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017

Irish Fist

The insertion of a Guinness Beer Widget can into one's anus purely for sexual gratification.

Mike was looking forward to the upcoming St. Patrick's Day activities. Nothing satisfied him more than receiving a good old fashioned Irish Fist.

by Eaton Holgoode March 5, 2015

Purple Creamers

When your balls are all swollen and aching from edging or lack of sex.

Rachel is a cock tease. She dry humped me on the couch all night then left me with the worst purple creamers. I had to rub out a rope.

I spent all afternoon watching granny porn and edged myself to the most painful purple creamers. But the old lady sucked me off when she got home. About blew the back of her head off with that nut.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018

Eye Meat

Smoking hot babe. Perfect combination of hot and slut

Rachel is eye meat.

This party has so much eye meat.

My friend’s mom is total eye meat.

by Eaton Holgoode February 26, 2018

Robe Up

Slipping on a condom. Sheathing up the penis.

I wanted skin to skin but she made me robe up.

I always robe up when I do a prostitute.

I robe up when I wank. Avoids a mess.

by Eaton Holgoode January 20, 2018