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Unable to bust a nut. Such reasons may include, but are not limited to, impotence, blue balls, edging or orgasm deprivation. May also occur due to high frequency of repetitive wank sessions that the nuts are spent and unable to keep up and only able to dry nut.
I edged myself all night last night and in the end I got nut locked.
That ho cock teased me all night and I got nut locked.
That ho cock teased me all night and I got nut locked.
by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018
Get the Nut Locked mug.The rapidly tied knot at the open end of a condom. The Sock Knot is immediately tied post ejaculation and withdrawal of the penis. A Sock Knot prevents the messy leak of semen from the used prophylactic.
After Roger blew his nut, he quickly removed the sheath from his penis and tied a quick Sock Knot to keep the mess to a minimum.
by Eaton Holgoode September 29, 2015
Get the Sock Knot mug.Rachel just got her ham ring bleached. It's pretty.
I'm going to fist his ham ring good tonight.
Better put on a condom before you bust her ham ring. She's had a few warts in the past.
I'm going to fist his ham ring good tonight.
Better put on a condom before you bust her ham ring. She's had a few warts in the past.
by Eaton Holgoode April 10, 2017
Get the Ham Ring mug.Knotted up ass hairs around an amalgam of fecal remnants and toilet paper. Similar to a dingle berry. Created over time from wiping action which knots the hairs.
I could barely wipe my ass today braaaahhhh. Got so many damn cling burrs down there. I need a pair of scissors to trim up.
by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017
Get the Cling Bur mug.To take a massive shit.
by Eaton Holgoode October 19, 2018
Get the Pull Down a Hunk mug.Analysis Paralysis is the total inability to reach a decision. Found often in the business and corporate setting. Usually a condition caused by nit picking managers and owners. The primary source is management/owner requests for more information, reports, studies, statistics, evaluations, opinion, and research on a subject. All of this requested research and study is accompanied by endless, mindless, discussions in multiple meetings regarding the subject and the compiled information. The end result is no decision is made because the efforts placed to garner information and hold endless meetings and discussions are viewed a progress on the subject matter.
Hey did management ever decide if we were going to get extra donuts on donut day? Are you kidding me? They spent $2,000 on a cost analysis, accounting is still crunching cost figures and they have been discussing it for 9 months. It is in the company's usual state of total analysis paralysis.
by Eaton Holgoode June 16, 2009
Get the Analysis Paralysis mug.Carl woke with a rigid case of morning wood. Rather than rubbing one out in bed, he hopped in the shower for a wet tug.
Dan was swimming at his grandma's assisted living center pool and the geriatric water aerobics class was too much to watch so he swam to the deep end for a quick wet tug.
Dan was swimming at his grandma's assisted living center pool and the geriatric water aerobics class was too much to watch so he swam to the deep end for a quick wet tug.
by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2016
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