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To receive a vigorous hand job from a male or female with extremely large, fat, hulk like, hands. In the case of a hulk handy, the hand doing the stroking is so large and so fat even the most endowed cock may appear small.
Roger joined weight watcher s not to loose weight, but to troll for large, fat handed women to give him an occasional hulk handy.
by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015
Get the Hulk Handy mug.Really hard, protruding nipples. Generally of the female variety but can apply to a male with stiffers as well.
The conference room was so cold today that every female in the room had meat points.
This cold weather gives me meat points.
She really gets off when I pinch her meat points.
This cold weather gives me meat points.
She really gets off when I pinch her meat points.
by Eaton Holgoode January 11, 2018
Get the Meat Points mug.An old woman that is into anal gaping or an old man that enjoys giving grandma a good gaping every now and then.
From the sounds I heard last night coming from grandpa’s room, I’d say he’s a granny gaper.
I really reached a low point last night and fapped off watching amateur videos of a granny gaper. I don’t think I will ever be the same.
I really reached a low point last night and fapped off watching amateur videos of a granny gaper. I don’t think I will ever be the same.
by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017
Get the Granny Gaper mug.Rob was looking forward to a little analingus with his new girlfriend Carol. He was about to go down and savor some of her booty juice when he spotted her Friar Tuck and was completely turned off and told her she needed to wax.
by Eaton Holgoode May 5, 2015
Get the Friar Tuck mug.That otherwise dandy boy that enjoys walking around a men's locker room completely disrobed after showering. The Dandy Dangler type enjoy shaving, blow drying their hair and even introducing themselves and conducting conversations with others while completely naked.
Jeff: Back in a minute Broohhhh! Gotta run to the locker room and take a piss.
John: Ok Brahhhh! Watch out for that Ron guy that comes here. I saw him go in the locker room about 10 minutes ago.
Jeff: Great. That dude's a Dandy Dangler. He was chatting me up good the other day and I got no time for a sausage party in there.
John: Ok Brahhhh! Watch out for that Ron guy that comes here. I saw him go in the locker room about 10 minutes ago.
Jeff: Great. That dude's a Dandy Dangler. He was chatting me up good the other day and I got no time for a sausage party in there.
by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2015
Get the Dandy Dangler mug.The accumulation of a copious amount of salvia around the base of the penis shaft, sometimes even dousing and soaking the ball sack, from a person that salivates heavily while giving head. May also be a result of intense deep throating action as well.
Steve couldn't believe how much bobber slobber Rhonda left on his man sack. His balls were drenched.
by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2015
Get the Bobber Slobber mug.To receive head from an elderly female with a large, flabby waddle. During the hummer, the receiver will swat her waddle back and forth while she bobs the knob up and down. At climax, it is customary and appropriate to yank the waddle straight down to help open the throat.
Last week at the over 60's Canasta game, Morty met a lady friend with a flabby, old saggy waddle. He talked her into the janitor closet between hands and she gobbled his goo during a climactic Waddle Job.
by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2015
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