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Vienna Fingers is the sexual act of female receiving a fingerbang from a male or female partner. The hallmark of Vienna Fingers is that the fingerbanging is performed by someone of Austrian descent.
Susie finally hooked up with the new exchange student at her school from Vienna, Austria. After a few dates, she finally let him give her the Vienna Fingers.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2014
Get the Vienna Fingers mug.A fat, girthy, engorged penis that is consticted by a cock ring, band or other device turning the knob a deep, dark shade of red.
Roger turned on the porn and grabbed his lube for a quick wank after he had donned his cock ring and stiffened up a lobster roll.
by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2015
Get the Lobster Roll mug.Monk's Wool Threads are the individual, long, stringy, wooly Pubes of a male with Monk's Wool. Monk's Wool Threads are intentionally pulled and plucked out while the male is using the restroom (Urinating or Defecating). The Pubes are removed intentionally and then left behind on the top of the Urinal or on the Toilet Seat or Toilet Rim for others to see and enjoy.
Frank always made it a point to visit public restrooms when he was out and about town. His favorite past time was to share his Monk's Wool with others and doing a little leave behind each time he used a facility. Frank was especially fond of leaving his four inch long, slightly curled Monk's Wool Threads on top of the Urinal.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2014
Get the Monk's Wool Threads mug.To drop a turd that requires signifciant, initial force due to a portion of the turd activing as a plug or cork similar to a Squirt Cork. After initial release due to partial Constipation the remainder of the Bowel Movement is followed by a quick, rapid release of semi-moist feces.
Harold rushed to the rest room only to discover he was slighly constipated but after a few minutes of pushing and straining, he finally ended up Busting a Greaser.
by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2014
Get the Busting a Greaser mug.When a male or female at their sexual prime have multiple mates, partners and FWBs lined up ready and waiting for sex and DTF at a moments notice. Akin to the term Full Stable.
by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2016
Get the Full Pantry mug.The repeated action of slapping your ball sack against the throat/neck of the person slobbing on your knob. Requires a loose, dangly scrotum and rapid, back and forth, throat fucking.
Rachel’s a little banged up today after that round of gizzard slaps.
I could hear nothing but moaning and gizzard slaps comkng from my roommates bedroom.
I could hear nothing but moaning and gizzard slaps comkng from my roommates bedroom.
by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019
Get the Gizzard Slaps mug.A gang banged whore's vagina that is filled with and oozing the cum of all the male bang participants. Alternstive nomenclature to the cream pie.
Rhonda loves group sex. While she loves a good facial bukkake, she really enjoys a good gang bang and leaving her with a Deviled Clam by the end of the night.
by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015
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