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Arabian Oil Slick

An Arabian Oil Slick is performed by first taking a massive, greasy shit and not wiping one's ass. This is then followed by dragging one's dirty ass across an area rug (preferably a Persian area rug). The ideal Arabian Oil Slick is a full line of shit remnants from end to end of the carpet. Often performed as a practical joke or for revenge.
Tony was tired of his room mate stealing his laundry change so he got his revenge by doing an Arabian Oil Slick on his roomy's brand new area rug.
by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009
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Greasy Breakfast Link

The Greasy Breakfast Link is a sexual act that is performed by slathering up your man meat with lube then slipping your stiff morning wood into your wife's or girlfriend's vagina waking her up to a little morning surprise.
Jordon grabbed his tube of KY Warming Gel from the night stand and lubed up his engorged knob. He then slipped it in his girlfrend Becky's tight meat glove and gave her a Greasy Breakfast Link.
by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009
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Warming The Leftovers

The period of time that it takes to get a nasty whore warmed back up ready to bang the next guy after taking a break in between sex with multiple partners.
Walter: Dude, come in here and bang Cathy. It's your turn. Howard finished about 10 minutes ago.
Clarence: Is she ready to go?
Walter: Oh yea she is Warming The Leftovers.
by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009
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Batting Glove

A condom that is worn by a male while masturbating solely for the purpose of avoiding the making of a sticky, jizzy mess.
Terrance is such a chronic masturbator that he started using a Batting Glove to beat is meat. Now his carpet is not all matted and he doesn't have to keep a gak towel around all the time.
by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009
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Frozen Food Nubbies

The automatic hardening and perking of the female nipples when at the grocery store shopping in the frozen food section.
Chaz: Dude, come with me down the frozen food isle.
Kurt: Why?
Chaz: I just saw two hotties opening up a display case near the Stouffer's dinners. We are about to see some hot Frozen Food Nubbies.
Kurt: Sweeeeeet!!
by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009
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Facility Fishing

Facility Fishing is the act of searching for a restroom. Facility Fishing may be done simply to find a rest room in an unknown location.

However, Facility Fishing is also performed when one seeks to find a rest room that is located off the beaten path where there will be more privacy and likely little to no interuption from others coming in while defecating. This is most often performed in large buildings and locations where there are lots of people.
Leroy was at the convention center and there were hundreds of people at a trade show. He went Facility Fishing to find a bathroom near the loading dock where he was able to take a dump in privacy without a stampede of other people in and out.
by Eaton Holgoode June 26, 2009
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Prince's Crown

The foreskin of an uncircumsized penis that is thick, fleshy and uneven.
Monica loves sucking her boyfriend Rico's cock after she pulls back his Prince's Crown.
by Eaton Holgoode June 26, 2009
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