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Zip and Whip

The act of unzipping the pants and whipping out the male member. May be considered foreplay to the zip and flip. But generally done to pee or simply show off one's schlong.
Kevin was walking down the street and need to pee. He darted behind a bush and was done after a quick zip and whip.
by Eaton Holgoode June 5, 2009
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Pounding Down

Sexual intercourse. Usually the vigorous, loud and sweaty type.
We were pounding down on the back seat when a cop walked up.

I was pounding down on her booty when her dad walked in on us.

She likes pounding down on the shower so our water bill is always high.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
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Flesh Pop

Sonja is a real knob slobber. She none the happier than when she is bobbing up and down on some dude's Flesh Pop.
by Eaton Holgoode November 16, 2015
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Taint Splitter

When you drop a turd that’s so hard, so long and so girthy you feel like your taint is being slowly split in half as the behemoth passes.
From the moans coming from the stall next to mine, I’m pretty that guy was forcing out a taint splitter.

Hey braaaaaahhh I’m really hurting. I just has a taint splitter. Will you do a brooohhh a solid and take a gander at my taint and make sure it’s not bleeding?

I’m going to have to take a laxative. I can’t take anymore taint splitters.
by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018
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Dump Pump

When one experiences repetitive, explosive episodes of diarrhea with ones innards pumping out wet, watery feces with seemingly no end in site. The minute one thinks their are done the dump pump returns.
Roger won't be partying with us tonight. He's still hung over from last night and he's been a dump pump all day today. His pucker ring is tender to the touch.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016
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Ham Nub

A semi-erect penis. May be semi-erect on the way to full on Chub due to sexual arousal or semi-erect in the refractory period post sexual activity returning to a flaccid state.
Roger was known for getting aroused at the gym watching chicks work out. He was always sporting a Ham Nub.

After a round of deep penetrating anal sex with his girlfriend Carla, Frank rolled off of her and laid in bed sporting a Ham Nub until he fell asleep.
by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015
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Rough Dumpling

A constipated turd that takes monumental force to pass.
My ass is sore from that rough dumpling this morning.

My diet is so shitty I’m always suffering from rough dumplings.
by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018
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