Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Porkopotamus

A large, slutty female that’s alway DTF.

Rachel is a Porkopotamus.

I love that redneck bar. You are guaranteed to find a Porkopotamus on any given night.

by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018

Crack Jack

When you bust your nut solely from stroking your meat between the ass cheeks of your partner. There’s no penetration. Just friction from that ass crack.

I did the old crack jack last night and nutted all over the small of her back.

I did a crack jack last night with no lube. The skin to skin friction was intense.

by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018

Gak Snapple and Pop

The sound you hear your mom made when she finds and grabs your tube sock you've been nutting in aka Gak Towel and it's hard and crunchy. May even drop some jizz dust and flakes.

When little Jonnie's mom picked up the tube sock under his bed it when Gak Snapple and Pop. He was cold busted.

by Eaton Holgoode September 29, 2017

Drip Stain

A small spot of dried semen or vaginal juice. Usually found on the bed sheets.

Kyle knew it was time to wash his bed linens when there were multiple drip stains.

by Eaton Holgoode December 16, 2015

Mud Bucket

When your ass is exploding non-stop with the most vile, wet and heinous diarrhea.

Braaaaaahhh I got mud bucket. I haven't been able to leave the house. It just keeps coming.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Uncle Harambe

When your uncle pays you a special visit during the night and latches hold of your cock like Harambe and gives you a tug job so hard you think your dick is going to get ripped off.

I spent the weekend with my cousins. It was great until the Uncle Harambe. I’m still sore.

by Eaton Holgoode November 9, 2017

Tar Bucket

That gooey condition of the asshole caused by a pastey turd. Despite a valiant effort, you just can't wipe that ass completely clean and itch to the remnants most of the day.

I'm all itchy down there braaaaahhh. Had the tacky turd today and got a tar bucket going on.

Those chicken wings gave me tar bucket.

There's not enough toilet paper in the house to remedy this tar bucket.

by Eaton Holgoode March 20, 2017