2 definitions by Dueses

Geoff

Taking a really long crap at work to the point people ask if you left for the day.

Where did you go?
I was taking a Geoff..
Or

I'm going to Geoff it up!

by Dueses September 7, 2012

Clif Bar

When a girl wears yoga pants that that makes her ass look amazing... But when you take them off of her you find out it was all a lie...Just like the energy bar it is named after.... The first time you saw a Clif Bar your first thought was wow this package looks awesome this is going to be the best thing ever!!! Im going to go climb a mountain after eating this!! Then you open the package and find something that looks like a dried up turd... then you take a bight and it taste like one too... Giving you a Huge Let down....

Hey Bro!! I heard you hooked up with Christy last night!!! Was that ass as good at it looks?
Nah man... she is a total Clif Bar...
I'm sorry Bro

by Dueses March 26, 2015