Duece79's definitions
Yell typing. Pounding on the keyboard extra hard because your yelling what you're typing. Not to be confused with Yelping, searching for restaurants on Yelp.
Damn, she must be mad at whoever she's writing to. I can hear her yellping from all the way over here.
by Duece79 August 21, 2016
Get the Yellpingmug. Not being able to leave your stall after taking a crap in a public bathroom as others are still in the bathroom. Usually over the fear of people knowing it was you that stunk up the whole room.
(Text) Friend: "Dude, where you at? Been waiting in the parking lot for 5 mins!" You: "Sorry man, I'm crap trapped. Should be able to exit soon."
by Duece79 September 2, 2016
Get the Crap Trappedmug. The guy in the office who uses his fingers to rip off a piece of a muffin, bagel or donut from what was brought in for the office to share, and puts what's left of it back onto the plate, as if anyone would ever eat the rest.
Person #1: Hey, who put this half eaten donut back on the plate? Person #2: Who do you think, of course, the office dick.
by Duece79 October 18, 2017
Get the The Office Dickmug. Guy 1: "yo, my dick stinks. can't get the smell off me since hookin' up with stinky Lisa." Guy 2: "well that's what you get for plunging the toilet."
by Duece79 June 6, 2018
Get the plunging the toiletmug. The act of sitting a fat girl's chest and jerking off, trying to get long ropes of cum to encircle the girl's face. Not to be confused with roping the rat, where the act is the same, but with a very skinny girl.
Man 1: So what ever happened with you and that fat girl from the bar? Man 2: We went back to her place, banged for a big, then I sat on her tits and started roping the pig.
by Duece79 September 19, 2018
Get the Roping the Pigmug. The 30's sucked. First time I had to wear glasses, gained about 20 pounds and developed ABD (Advanced Ball Discrepancy).
by Duece79 September 2, 2016
Get the ABD (Advanced Ball Discrepancy)mug. The look on a girl's face who has no interest in you and is looking to escape the conversation. This typically includes looking at other guys, looking at her phone or pretending she is trying to read a sign off in the distance.
This douchey guy was chatting me up at the bar last night, but i had no interest. I put on my Houdini eyes and starting checking out the bar tender. He got the hint and left.
by Duece79 June 4, 2018
Get the Houdini eyesmug.