10 definitions by Duece79
Yell typing. Pounding on the keyboard extra hard because your yelling what you're typing. Not to be confused with Yelping, searching for restaurants on Yelp.
Damn, she must be mad at whoever she's writing to. I can hear her yellping from all the way over here.
by Duece79 August 21, 2016
Man 1: "That dude was in the stall for like 10 seconds. No way he was dumping."
Man 2: "He wasn't, just urilaxing. He's hungover."
Man 2: "He wasn't, just urilaxing. He's hungover."
by Duece79 May 11, 2018
The 30's sucked. First time I had to wear glasses, gained about 20 pounds and developed ABD (Advanced Ball Discrepancy).
by Duece79 September 2, 2016
The guy in the office who uses his fingers to rip off a piece of a muffin, bagel or donut from what was brought in for the office to share, and puts what's left of it back onto the plate, as if anyone would ever eat the rest.
Person #1: Hey, who put this half eaten donut back on the plate? Person #2: Who do you think, of course, the office dick.
by Duece79 October 18, 2017
When immediately after sex you cannot remember why it was you decided to have sex with this person in the first place. Experienced more by men, but not exclusively. This is not a medical emergency as the symptoms typically fade within 24 hours at which time you want to have sex with that person again.
Seconds after sex...
Girl to Boy: Hey, that was amazing. You're so hot!
Boy to Girl: Who are you and how did I get here?
Girl to Boy: Oh no, bad case of Sexual Amnesia. Here's my number, call me tomorrow.
Girl to Boy: Hey, that was amazing. You're so hot!
Boy to Girl: Who are you and how did I get here?
Girl to Boy: Oh no, bad case of Sexual Amnesia. Here's my number, call me tomorrow.
by Duece79 May 10, 2018
Guy 1: "yo, my dick stinks. can't get the smell off me since hookin' up with stinky Lisa." Guy 2: "well that's what you get for plunging the toilet."
by Duece79 May 16, 2018
The act of sitting a fat girl's chest and jerking off, trying to get long ropes of cum to encircle the girl's face. Not to be confused with roping the rat, where the act is the same, but with a very skinny girl.
Man 1: So what ever happened with you and that fat girl from the bar? Man 2: We went back to her place, banged for a big, then I sat on her tits and started roping the pig.
by Duece79 September 19, 2018