3 definitions by DuBois
Ron: "Hey Bill, I'm just about to get my quaternary education!"
Bill: "Ron, you fool! There is no quaternary education! Nothing comes after college!"
Ron: "I am talking about the meaning of life!"
Bill: "So you are dying then?"
Ron: "Yes."
Bill: "Ok then, bye."
Bill: "Ron, you fool! There is no quaternary education! Nothing comes after college!"
Ron: "I am talking about the meaning of life!"
Bill: "So you are dying then?"
Ron: "Yes."
Bill: "Ok then, bye."
by DuBois March 20, 2006
Son: "Mom, can I have some pudding?"
Mom: "You haven't eaten your meat yet."
Son: "But mom!"
Mom: "Son, you know that: 'If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"
Son: "Don't be quoting Pink Floyd on me again..."
Mom: "You haven't eaten your meat yet."
Son: "But mom!"
Mom: "Son, you know that: 'If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"
Son: "Don't be quoting Pink Floyd on me again..."
by DuBois March 23, 2006
The number after 39, the number before 41, the number 2 numbers after 38, the number 2 numbers before 42, etc.
Guy: "Hey, what's the number after 39?"
Girl: "Hmmm, i think it's 40."
Guy: "No it's not, hahahahahahahaha!"
Girl: "Uh, sure."
Girl: "Hmmm, i think it's 40."
Guy: "No it's not, hahahahahahahaha!"
Girl: "Uh, sure."
by DuBois March 20, 2006