DragonDan's definitions
Person 1: Hey have you heard of Auntie Mags?
Person 2: Of course! She is w h o l e s o m e
Person 3: She also makes pretty good art
Person 2: Of course! She is w h o l e s o m e
Person 3: She also makes pretty good art
by DragonDan January 3, 2019
Get the Auntie Magsmug. An awesome weapon throughout tbe later middle ages, despite what some people think, its not a heavy blunt piece of iron smashed into shape, they where versitile and had many different techniques, one being half swording, where you would grab the sword by the blade and use the sword as a hammer, this was effective at caving in a mans skull even if they had a helmet and gambeson arming cap on.
Despite holywood and animes portrayal of katanas being an indestructible super sword being able to cut through or shatter a european sword, this is false, its likely that a katana would shatter upon striking a european sword.
Despite holywood and animes portrayal of katanas being an indestructible super sword being able to cut through or shatter a european sword, this is false, its likely that a katana would shatter upon striking a european sword.
Japanophille: Katanas are the best swords.
Me: no they are not, they where used as a backup weapon, plus European LongSwords where a far better weapon, stop thinking that hollywood and anime portray weapons in a good way.
Me: no they are not, they where used as a backup weapon, plus European LongSwords where a far better weapon, stop thinking that hollywood and anime portray weapons in a good way.
by DragonDan February 4, 2019
Get the European LongSwordmug. Also known as LEGO bricks, tbey are non explosive but can still cause extraordinary pain and suffering
by DragonDan March 23, 2019
Get the Danish land minemug. A song from sabaton's album the last stand (a very good metal band) that describes the crusades perfectly and is commonly used in Crusader and for honor memes.
In the heart of holy see
In the home of Christianity
The seat of power is in danger
There's a foe of a thousand swords
They've been abandoned by their lords
Their fall from grace will pave their path, to damnation
Then the 189
In the service of heaven
They're protecting the holy line
It was 1527
Gave their lives on the steps to heaven
Thy will be done!
In the heart of holy see
In the home of Christianity
The seat of power is in danger
There's a foe of a thousand swords
They've been abandoned by their lords
Their fall from grace will pave their path, to damnation
Then the 189
In the service of heaven
They're protecting the holy line
It was 1527
Gave their lives on the steps to heaven
Thy will be done!
Person 1: hey the last stand is pretty damn neato
Person 1: in the heart of the holy see
Person 2: in the home of Christianity
Person 3: the seat of power is in danger
Person 1: there's a foe of a thousand swords
Person 2: they've been abandoned by their lords
Person 3: their fall from grace will pave the their path to damnation!
Person 1, 2 & 3: WE ARE CRUSADERS AT HEART, DEUS VULT
Heretic: sabaton isnt even that good
Person 1, 2 & 3: IT SATS YOUR A HERETIC
Person 1: in the heart of the holy see
Person 2: in the home of Christianity
Person 3: the seat of power is in danger
Person 1: there's a foe of a thousand swords
Person 2: they've been abandoned by their lords
Person 3: their fall from grace will pave the their path to damnation!
Person 1, 2 & 3: WE ARE CRUSADERS AT HEART, DEUS VULT
Heretic: sabaton isnt even that good
Person 1, 2 & 3: IT SATS YOUR A HERETIC
by DragonDan August 13, 2018
Get the The Last Standmug. An alternative phrase for punching someone real fucking hard in the baby makers. Comes from the yakuza series
Guy 1: you seen those videos of guys using only the tiger drop to beat bosses in yakuza?
Guy 2: yeah, shits wild
Guy 2: yeah, shits wild
by DragonDan July 14, 2021
Get the Tiger Dropmug. One of the greatest Danish inventions, created around the 10th century and was commonly used by Viking elite and could break bone even through chainmail
Anglo Saxon: Watch out, a Dane is running right at you with a Dane axe and no consideration for ones life
Dane: Jeg vil rive ud i din tarm!
Dane: Jeg vil rive ud i din tarm!
by DragonDan March 23, 2019
Get the Dane Axemug. by DragonDan August 6, 2018
Get the Hattumug.