DragonDan's definitions

Dane Axe

One of the greatest Danish inventions, created around the 10th century and was commonly used by Viking elite and could break bone even through chainmail

Anglo Saxon: Watch out, a Dane is running right at you with a Dane axe and no consideration for ones life
Dane: Jeg vil rive ud i din tarm!

by DragonDan March 23, 2019

Danish land mine

Also known as LEGO bricks, tbey are non explosive but can still cause extraordinary pain and suffering

Person: Watch out a Danish land mine!
Person 2: wha? ARGH FUCK

by DragonDan March 23, 2019

Blended Brew

A kick ass Danish Rock band, they dont have many tracks but they have some solid songs such as "Laughing at your feet" and "Stoned Memories" with Jimmy Månsson as a lead vocalist and guitarist

Jimmy Månsson: Meeemories, i cant believe i was stoned
Person 1: Blended Brew is fucking amazing
Me: Ja, makker

by DragonDan August 1, 2019

Kingler

The mighty god crabbo, kingler, despite being seen as an underpowered, is actually incredibly powerful if used correctly

Smooth brain: why did you bring Kingler into Ubers? Fucking idiot
Me: *proceeds to wipe 4 pokemon with god crab, kingler*

by DragonDan February 12, 2020

Tiger Drop

An alternative phrase for punching someone real fucking hard in the baby makers. Comes from the yakuza series

Guy 1: you seen those videos of guys using only the tiger drop to beat bosses in yakuza?
Guy 2: yeah, shits wild

by DragonDan July 14, 2021

Auntie Mags

A very wholesome auntie who tries their best and likes wine a little too much
Also an artist

Person 1: Hey have you heard of Auntie Mags?
Person 2: Of course! She is w h o l e s o m e
Person 3: She also makes pretty good art

by DragonDan January 3, 2019

Hattu

The embodiment of unfunny
I.e using troll face or other dead memes

Hattu: haha epic maymay *troll face other unfunny meme*
Decent person: what
Me: DIE SCUM

by DragonDan August 6, 2018