Definitions by DrJonas
paddle steamer
Sexual act which involves dropping a cleveland steamer on a lady's chest before then performing a motorboat or for a more realistic speed (in proportion to the mode of transport mentioned in the name of the sexual act), a rowing boat.
paddle steamer by DrJonas May 20, 2010
rowing boat
Mr A: "Hey man, have you seen the Tartan Asia Extreme film Thirst?"
Dr B: "Yeah, I loved the rowing boat bit!"
Mr A: "Oh right, at the lake?"
Dr B: "er... no... during the sex scene..."
Dr B: "Yeah, I loved the rowing boat bit!"
Mr A: "Oh right, at the lake?"
Dr B: "er... no... during the sex scene..."
rowing boat by DrJonas March 4, 2010
pangover
The sickly feeling you experience after eating too many pancakes. Commonly associated with Pancake Day (Shrove Tuesday) or more often, the day after.
asleep at the keys
To sleep during an online conversation. This can be due to the conversation taking place late at night, being really boring, and/or the person in question being tired or (more commonly) drunk.
The term can also be used when someone is being slow at responding, should you suspect that they have fallen asleep.
The term can also be used when someone is being slow at responding, should you suspect that they have fallen asleep.
At 1:34 AM:
Mr A: "...so yeah, that's the end of that epic adventure story, what do you think about that?"
Mr A: "Hello?"
Mr A: "I'm totally wasting my time and effort on this conversation aren't I?"
Mr A: "YOU'RE A SHIT FRIEND!!!"
At 7:51 AM:
Dr B: "Woah, sorry man... I was totally asleep at the keys!"
Mr A: "...so yeah, that's the end of that epic adventure story, what do you think about that?"
Mr A: "Hello?"
Mr A: "I'm totally wasting my time and effort on this conversation aren't I?"
Mr A: "YOU'RE A SHIT FRIEND!!!"
At 7:51 AM:
Dr B: "Woah, sorry man... I was totally asleep at the keys!"
asleep at the keys by DrJonas February 15, 2010
Jazz Laugh
Laughter induced by a joke on a TV series such as Scrubs, which is followed by a snippet of slap bass and a drumroll. This brief section of jazz can also induce the laughter, as it's primary function is to inform the show's audience that something funny just happened.
Mr A: "Hey Dr B, I was watching some Scrubs last night and found myself laughing more at the jazz music than at the slapstick humour before it..."
Dr B: "Ah yes, I diagnose you as having a Jazz Laugh. It'll stop when the serious bit at the end of the show kicks in."
Dr B: "Ah yes, I diagnose you as having a Jazz Laugh. It'll stop when the serious bit at the end of the show kicks in."
Jazz Laugh by DrJonas February 9, 2010
Convulsive Viewing
Unlike compulsive viewing, this is a TV program or series that causes convulsions of the stomach, or full body. This could be a food program that has gone horrendously wrong, or any form of epilepsy-inducing imagery.
Mr A: "Did you catch that Japanese flashing robot cartoon cookery show last night?"
Dr B: "Yes, but sadly it gave me seizures and the food made me vomit... That's what I call convulsive viewing."
Dr B: "Yes, but sadly it gave me seizures and the food made me vomit... That's what I call convulsive viewing."
Convulsive Viewing by DrJonas February 6, 2010
wrong boner
An erection (or boner) achieved whilst watching inappropriate or even non-sexual material, such as scenes featuring:
1. Incest
2. Children
3. People dressed as manatees
4. Cartoon characters
5. etc.
1. Incest
2. Children
3. People dressed as manatees
4. Cartoon characters
5. etc.
"I got such a wrong boner watching..."
1. The sex scene in Oldboy
2. Natalie Portman in Leon
3. Manatee porn
4. A pixelated Sonic The Hedgehog with porn sounds added on YouTube
5. A picture of a shoe
1. The sex scene in Oldboy
2. Natalie Portman in Leon
3. Manatee porn
4. A pixelated Sonic The Hedgehog with porn sounds added on YouTube
5. A picture of a shoe
wrong boner by DrJonas February 4, 2010