by DrJonas March 15, 2007
SMSTD or S.M.S.T.D. abbr.
1. noun. Short Message Service Transmitted Disease: a text message of a comical sexually transmitted disease such as chlamydia.
2. verb. to send a textually transmitted disease over a mobile phone.
1. noun. Short Message Service Transmitted Disease: a text message of a comical sexually transmitted disease such as chlamydia.
2. verb. to send a textually transmitted disease over a mobile phone.
I spent my office hours SMSTDing syphilis to everyone in my address book. not many people found it as funny as i did.
by DrJonas December 11, 2006
An erection (or boner) achieved whilst watching inappropriate or even non-sexual material, such as scenes featuring:
1. Incest
2. Children
3. People dressed as manatees
4. Cartoon characters
5. etc.
1. Incest
2. Children
3. People dressed as manatees
4. Cartoon characters
5. etc.
"I got such a wrong boner watching..."
1. The sex scene in Oldboy
2. Natalie Portman in Leon
3. Manatee porn
4. A pixelated Sonic The Hedgehog with porn sounds added on YouTube
5. A picture of a shoe
1. The sex scene in Oldboy
2. Natalie Portman in Leon
3. Manatee porn
4. A pixelated Sonic The Hedgehog with porn sounds added on YouTube
5. A picture of a shoe
by DrJonas February 04, 2010
1. To be slapped in the face with a fish and a Snickers bar simultaneously, ideally one on either cheek.
2. To have a smelly downstairs area if you are a lady.
2. To have a smelly downstairs area if you are a lady.
1. "Ow my beautiful face! I can't believe you just fishnickered me!"
2. "Sorry about the smell lads, I'm pretty fishnickered today."
2. "Sorry about the smell lads, I'm pretty fishnickered today."
by DrJonas February 01, 2010
term used to describe a cross between a message and an essay, on the popular myspace website or similar. usually overly long and elaborate, with minimal point.
by DrJonas March 16, 2007
Unlike compulsive viewing, this is a TV program or series that causes convulsions of the stomach, or full body. This could be a food program that has gone horrendously wrong, or any form of epilepsy-inducing imagery.
Mr A: "Did you catch that Japanese flashing robot cartoon cookery show last night?"
Dr B: "Yes, but sadly it gave me seizures and the food made me vomit... That's what I call convulsive viewing."
Dr B: "Yes, but sadly it gave me seizures and the food made me vomit... That's what I call convulsive viewing."
by DrJonas February 06, 2010
Rare delicacy food found in the morning (or afternoon) after a house party. It is made by using a leftover meaty snack as an ashtray, often without the owner of the fast food being aware. Seeing (or eating) such delights on a hungover morning may lead to nausea effects.
At 3pm on the day after a house party:
Mr A: "Morning duuude, how hungover are you? I feels terribles..."
Dr B: "I've been horrendously sick after microwaving a bit of breakfast kebabanash and devouring it."
Mr A: "Morning duuude, how hungover are you? I feels terribles..."
Dr B: "I've been horrendously sick after microwaving a bit of breakfast kebabanash and devouring it."
by DrJonas February 04, 2010