Laughter induced by a joke on a TV series such as Scrubs, which is followed by a snippet of slap bass and a drumroll. This brief section of jazz can also induce the laughter, as it's primary function is to inform the show's audience that something funny just happened.
Mr A: "Hey Dr B, I was watching some Scrubs last night and found myself laughing more at the jazz music than at the slapstick humour before it..."
Dr B: "Ah yes, I diagnose you as having a Jazz Laugh. It'll stop when the serious bit at the end of the show kicks in."
Dr B: "Ah yes, I diagnose you as having a Jazz Laugh. It'll stop when the serious bit at the end of the show kicks in."
by DrJonas February 09, 2010

Mr A: "Hey man, have you seen the Tartan Asia Extreme film Thirst?"
Dr B: "Yeah, I loved the rowing boat bit!"
Mr A: "Oh right, at the lake?"
Dr B: "er... no... during the sex scene..."
Dr B: "Yeah, I loved the rowing boat bit!"
Mr A: "Oh right, at the lake?"
Dr B: "er... no... during the sex scene..."
by DrJonas March 04, 2010

by DrJonas December 17, 2007

1. To be slapped in the face with a fish and a Snickers bar simultaneously, ideally one on either cheek.
2. To have a smelly downstairs area if you are a lady.
2. To have a smelly downstairs area if you are a lady.
1. "Ow my beautiful face! I can't believe you just fishnickered me!"
2. "Sorry about the smell lads, I'm pretty fishnickered today."
2. "Sorry about the smell lads, I'm pretty fishnickered today."
by DrJonas February 01, 2010

Sexual act which involves dropping a cleveland steamer on a lady's chest before then performing a motorboat or for a more realistic speed (in proportion to the mode of transport mentioned in the name of the sexual act), a rowing boat.
by DrJonas May 20, 2010

SMSTD or S.M.S.T.D. abbr.
1. noun. Short Message Service Transmitted Disease: a text message of a comical sexually transmitted disease such as chlamydia.
2. verb. to send a textually transmitted disease over a mobile phone.
1. noun. Short Message Service Transmitted Disease: a text message of a comical sexually transmitted disease such as chlamydia.
2. verb. to send a textually transmitted disease over a mobile phone.
I spent my office hours SMSTDing syphilis to everyone in my address book. not many people found it as funny as i did.
by DrJonas December 13, 2006

Rare delicacy food found in the morning (or afternoon) after a house party. It is made by using a leftover meaty snack as an ashtray, often without the owner of the fast food being aware. Seeing (or eating) such delights on a hungover morning may lead to nausea effects.
At 3pm on the day after a house party:
Mr A: "Morning duuude, how hungover are you? I feels terribles..."
Dr B: "I've been horrendously sick after microwaving a bit of breakfast kebabanash and devouring it."
Mr A: "Morning duuude, how hungover are you? I feels terribles..."
Dr B: "I've been horrendously sick after microwaving a bit of breakfast kebabanash and devouring it."
by DrJonas February 04, 2010
