11 definitions by Dr. Cornwalice
N. A person who metaphorically / physically licks the asses of others for personal gain, without regard to others.
Alt. Def. Someone who enjoys nibbling nipples
Alt. Def. Someone who enjoys nibbling nipples
Brent, turn your fucking collar down or get that fucking polo off, and get back to work, you goddamn little jobelicker you!
Brent: Hey it wasn't I who fed the Mexicans bad tacos, you fucking hypocrite!
You mother fucking liar, little motherfucking jobelicker you, U say anything and I'll stick that Porsche of daddy's, up jur little ass!!!!
Brent: Hey it wasn't I who fed the Mexicans bad tacos, you fucking hypocrite!
You mother fucking liar, little motherfucking jobelicker you, U say anything and I'll stick that Porsche of daddy's, up jur little ass!!!!
by Dr. Cornwalice February 25, 2008
Man, whats bejabbered you?
I ate too much topamax and suffered muscle spasms, sorry to worry you guys
I ate too much topamax and suffered muscle spasms, sorry to worry you guys
by Dr. Cornwalice February 16, 2008
John: You see jerry at the party last night?
Billy: Yeah, after a few beers he was in a total state of California, you known he and Cindy wouldn't stop arguing, eventually he beat her up.
John: Shit!
Billy: Yeah, after a few beers he was in a total state of California, you known he and Cindy wouldn't stop arguing, eventually he beat her up.
John: Shit!
by Dr. Cornwalice April 15, 2008
In 1995, wheelchair impared Bill Dole, stole a full auto glock and purchased two shotguns and an M4 carbine before wheeling into a mail sorting facility in rural Arkansas, and commited fluoxecide by fatally shooting forty workers and injuring ten others then killing himself after a shootout with local law enforcement.
by Dr. Cornwalice February 16, 2008
Brent: I've heard you can do things with your ass, crazy things.
John: Yeah back in my tijuana days we all did crazy things with our asses, I remember this old mexican guy who lived in the desert, he showed me how to whistle with my ass by closing my ass lips tightly and blowing a fart out forcibly.
Brent: So could we learn how to do this?
John: Yeah, bend over,we need to carry on the tradition right?
Brent: What did they call it?
John:... an Anuistle
John: Yeah back in my tijuana days we all did crazy things with our asses, I remember this old mexican guy who lived in the desert, he showed me how to whistle with my ass by closing my ass lips tightly and blowing a fart out forcibly.
Brent: So could we learn how to do this?
John: Yeah, bend over,we need to carry on the tradition right?
Brent: What did they call it?
John:... an Anuistle
by Dr. Cornwalice February 21, 2008
A sexual Act involving penetration of a Women's ass with a cowboy boot whilst assuring her that you are wearing protection, you splooge on the Vagina, tits, and face, afterwords, exploding inside of her.
I gave M. LIB the old Chuck Norris last night because she refused to make me food.
Alt. Ex. Roofus gave Kiyesha the Chuck Norris after she tried to talk back to him, thus making her ass two times too big.
Alt. Ex. Roofus gave Kiyesha the Chuck Norris after she tried to talk back to him, thus making her ass two times too big.
by Dr. Cornwalice April 20, 2008
A stupid blond bitch who thinks that a sphincter is someone who helped build the sphinx
Kayiesha! Stop acting like a fucking M.LIB, Stop your fucking laughing, you sound like a horse! Asshole, Im not the one with herpes on my vagina! Who's laughing now you M.LIB
Kayiesha! Stop acting like a fucking M.LIB, Stop your fucking laughing, you sound like a horse! Asshole, Im not the one with herpes on my vagina! Who's laughing now you M.LIB
by Dr. Cornwalice April 21, 2008