1 definition by Dr. Rosenbaumstein

Peterson

A "closeted" pretentious male, often quick to anger and generally found desperately trying to improve his self image, despite the fact that he's a hipster douchebag, complete with obscure musical references, black-framed glasses, and a fixed-gear bike.

"Did you see that tool hipster that just ran by?"

"Yeah, he's a total Peterson."

by Dr. Rosenbaumstein August 31, 2011