4 definitions by Dozza13

Blandon

A nickname for boring guys called Landon

Man, Blandon is being the life of the party again. Vibes are so low right now

by Dozza13 May 4, 2018

Alex

An absolute tosser who nobody like because he is so far up his own arse. He doesn't have a job and probably never will. He is so ugly he makes Steve Buscemi look like a prince. His cock is so small, you need five magnifying glasses to see it. Finally, he is a little daddy's boy who doesn't have the guts to make his own mind up about anything.

Alex is such a tosser

by Dozza13 April 29, 2014

Loafer

A big shit

Have you seen the size of that loafer i just had? It is fucking epic.

by Dozza13 April 25, 2014

Kebab shop

A shop where you buy kebabs

I just bought a donor kebab from the kebab shop. Raise the roof.

by Dozza13 April 29, 2014