14 definitions by Douglas Teel

1. any one who desperately wants to be hard, but for whatever reason does not fit the bill

2. an idiot

3. someone who claims to be hardcore, a gangster, or a street dweller, but really isn't.

4. a rapper who capitalizes off of the gangster or hardcore image, but no longer lives like that in real life.
Clarence acts like a thug when he's with us, but when the real thugs come around he's all scared to stand up for himself.

Timmy lives in an affluent suburb, drives a Hummer that his parents paid for, and will go to college without any financial worries at all. Why is he bumping 50 cent, talking all hard, and trying to start fights? Simple, because he is a fake thug.

by Douglas Teel October 19, 2007
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1. another way of saying inbox, used on message boards

2. asking someone to inbox you something, used on message boards

*as far as I know, and I may be wrong, this was made popular on the okayplayer boards. I could be wrong. That's where I saw it, that's where I laughed at it, and that's where you can kiss my black ughuhuuh if you wanna whine about how it originated somewhere else.
1. That new joint is out? Inbochs please.

2. Inbochs!

3. Please inbox me, I mean inbochs me.
by Douglas Teel January 7, 2008
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1. To win by a large amount in a game or sporting event

2. To really beat up someone in a fight

see stomp johnson
1a. "Did you see the Cowboys game?"
"Yeah, they walked the dogs on the Eagles"
"Man talking 'bout walk the dogs, it was Cowboys 45,
Eagles 14"

1b. "Did you see the Lakers vs. the Pistons last night?"
"Yup, the Lakers got the dogs walked on them"

2. "Did you see that fight at school yesterday?"
"Hell yuh, Jerome walked the dogs on that kid."
by Douglas Teel November 1, 2007
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When gambling on an event whether it be a card game, at a casino, at a race track, etc., two or more people may choose to place a seperate bet away from the main pool of betting.
Lets say Joe, Bob, Chris, Tom, and Becky are playing a card game and they are all betting $10 a hand. Tom and Joe may get a little extra competitive and decide to place a side bet between just the two of them. They will bet the originally agreed upon $10 on a game with everyone at the card table involved and they will bet, lets say another $25 just between the two of them.
by Douglas Teel October 19, 2007
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A game played by youngsters to take claim of items that belong to someone else. You call "time out, time out" while touching something that belongs to someone else and that makes it yours for the taking. You can also call a preemptive "time out, time out" to protect your belongings. Note: food is most often the desired object in this game as other items are too expensive or valuable to be subject to such silly child's play.
Billy, Ray Ray, and Tommy are in the lunch line at their middle school. Pizza is being served that day and everyone loves pizza.

The cafeteria lady places a piece of pizza on Billy's tray. Ray Ray sees the golden opportunity and he reaches over to touch Billy's slice of pizza while saying "time out, time out." Billy now has to give up his pizza to Ray Ray.

Tommy sees the above take place so as soon as the cafeteria lady puts a slice of pizza on his tray, he touches his pizza and calls a preemptive "time out, time out" to prevent anyone from claiming his pizza.
by Douglas Teel October 30, 2007
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When you make a sports or athletic move to avoid, escape, or get around a defender and the move causes the defender to lose balance, miss the offender, stumble, or stare stupidly as the offensive player progresses.
1. person1: Did you see that cross over Allen Iverson put on Jordan?
person2: Yep, he broke his ankles.

2. "Get the angle, that's the ankles and there's no lookin back" - Refresh

3. Emmit Smith does a juke move to avoid two defensive players. The two defensive players collide into each other while trying to tackle the elusive Emmit. They both got their ankles broken.

4. You don't wanna see me on the ball court kid, I'll break your ankles with a wicked cross over followed by a Texas 2 Step.

5. person1: You see that spin move?
person2: Broken ankles.

by Douglas Teel October 24, 2007
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1. To leave in a hurry
2. To exit quickly
3. To escape narrowly
4. To leave a person, event, or place.
1. I'm about to slang dip, see ya later
2. I'm tired of being at work, it's time to slang dip.
3. I saw the cops coming and slang dipped.
4. My girlfriend was trippin' hard, I had to slang dip
on her. The party across the street is better, lets
slang dip. We've been at the mall all damn day, you
ready to slang dip?

by Douglas Teel October 18, 2007
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