Doug's definitions

pow right in the kisser

A euphamism for wifebeating from "Honeymooners".

One of these days, Alice, one of these days. Pow! Right in the kisser! Bang! Zoom! To the moon, Alice, to the moon!

by Doug March 12, 2004

Incest

A scented stick which emits a pleasant aroma when burned.

The house smelled lovely after I lit some vanilla incest.

by Doug March 1, 2003

Funpossible

Describes an act one wishes to do in the future which might be possible, though not definite, but would most assuredly be fun.

Mike: that might be possible
Doug: it might be fun
Mike: well it would definitely be fun

by Doug February 28, 2004

Boyden

Another name for police

Oh No! Here comes boyden! Hide the shit!

by Doug December 3, 2004

amazingness

When something is amazing according to Doug.

Doug Says: That is quite amazing.

by Doug March 18, 2004

Jizzgibbon

Someone who wimps on when its their turn to hit bong.

Hit the bong John you fucking jizzgibbon!

by Doug November 8, 2003

Hawkey-Noble

A useless twat that gives his slaves nothing but grief. Cannot speak english as a proper Canadian and drives on the wrong side of the road

Hawkey-noble is an import that is completely uselss

by Doug April 1, 2005