Doug's definitions

dooj

A video game player with slow reactions to situations that require quick responses and/or decisions

That noob player is such a dooj.

by Doug December 22, 2004

poopyoble

see giant smurf
(v) The action of woobling your poop- monkey.
(n) eskimo's hat.

"Help! Someone stop this man from woobling my poop-monkey!"
"Help! Someone stop this man from woobling my pooopyoble!"

by Doug March 21, 2004

phatlip

A sweet racing team. That is alway pushing the extreme

I am just as fast a phatlip fo.

by Doug December 21, 2004

Cork Dork

Noun. A dork made of cork. Not neccessarily from southern Ireland.

Lady Friend: "Not only are you boring, greasy and nerdy but you are also made entirely of cork. Sod off."

Cork Dork: "Ok."

by Doug May 25, 2008

j cat

An individual who is looped up on psychiatric medications.

That girl's a j cat.

by Doug March 28, 2005

shacker

One who shits and jacks off simultaneously.

"That gay shacker deserves it"

by DOUG October 10, 2003

Membo

The act or process of pushing your cock down and under the rim of the toilet seat to urinate when you have a hard-on. If you push too far down, the head of your dick gets soaked in the toilet bowl, unless of course you are not very well endowed. Then, there is also the splash-back factor of hitting the nearby toilet bowl slope. It can be used as a verb, a noun or an adjective.

An all purpose invective, pejorative and slightly derogatory term:

‘He’s a fukkin membo’ i.e. somebody who is a shoved-down dick head. As in ‘Yo is a membo (embo) mothafukka’

by doug April 8, 2003