20 definitions by Douchebag82

Friends who sext eachother and send eachother their private areas while keeping away from a relationship
I was Friends with internet benefits with a hot azn chick
by Douchebag82 October 21, 2011
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A person in High School or Middle School who spends most of his allowance money on marijuana.

Unsurprisingly are generally dumb and don't know the field too well.
thanks to after school special smokers I've been able to get thousands because those gooblets don't know the game so I can buy 20 gram worth's of homegrown shit weed for $30 or so, hyper-inflate it so that I'm selling it for $20 dollars for 60% of a gram to these kiddos who think I'm dealing fairly and then I can buy good weed and have thousands left over.

thanks little buddy ;)
by Douchebag82 January 8, 2013
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Anyone who watches My Little Pony.
Jack: Have you seen the new MLP episode?
Jill: What?! No! That show is for 6 year old girls and you're a 14 year old boy. Stupid ponyfag.
Jack: Well, there goes my chances of getting laid.
by Douchebag82 October 15, 2011
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Noun
Slang for the genital area.
Adjective
Being in a dangerous position or tense situation.
Verb
Wait, what the fuck is a verb?
Badspot is autism
by Douchebag82 July 6, 2012
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The Vagina.
After having a boy suck him off unknowingly, Petey the Catholic Priest stick it in a nun's sin hole.
by Douchebag82 April 5, 2011
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George: Have you heard? Derek is gay!
Garret: Yeah, what a fuckin ghirahim
Derek: In truth, I much prefer to be endulged by cocks
by Douchebag82 October 30, 2011
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