by Reel Gangsta May 18, 2015
noun- A short fat woman who doesn't have sex, so she dresses like a penguin and beats the shit out of little kids.
by Cal Hunter March 29, 2005
A woman who has devoted her life to her religion. Found in Catholicism, Buddhism, and I think Islam.
My Aunt is a catholic nun in Colombia, South America, so don't diss nuns. They are cool, and sell good cookies
by nuns rock and if you don't agree you suck so bad October 18, 2003
When the priest was ordained, he asked the bishop, "What kind of woman can I have sex with?"
The Bishop said, "None".
But, when the priest actually had sex with a nun, the bishop excommunicated him!
The Bishop said, "None".
But, when the priest actually had sex with a nun, the bishop excommunicated him!
by Peter Phil McCracken March 5, 2009
I used to be a Catholic Priest. When I was ordained, I asked the Cardinal, "Now, what kind of woman did you say I could have sex with?". I was certain he said, "Nun". But, one day, when he walked in on me fucking a nun, he kicked me out of the Church -- permanently!
by Father JesseppeTestosterone May 27, 2006
he is a guy that always hide his feeling from everyone. he suffers a lot from his lover. He have anger issues but will regret it later. In the outside he acted like he want his lover to go but the inner side he is very in pain. He loves sport and would like to have personal supporters. He is a very kind boy but get too attach to his ex.
by sandratina June 9, 2021