Douchebag82's definitions
A rare game unknown to most of the gaming populace which has grown a small cult following. The game was designed off of a 10 year long dream-journal. Gameplay features no combat, and focuses on exploration. Touching anything for a period of 3 seconds (some exceptions) teloports you to another area via "linking" Dreams usually path towards 4 ways. Upper, Downer, Static, and Dynamic. Terrain can become more sexual, violent, creepy, or distorted. Anyone who has ever done LSD will know that they got the repeating textures right, but the randomness is something you'd find from shrooms.
by Douchebag82 October 15, 2011
Get the LSD Game Emulator mug.The oldfags of the oldfags. Those who were around in the prime creation eras of their respected communities.
Plenty play at day 01, but many of them would lose interest and wouldn't be true ancientfags, but merely oldfriends. However, there are usually the few, the arrogant, the true ancientfags! Those who stuck through the hard times and continued to be active even to the current day.
Unfortunately, ancientfags tend to suffer from Veteran's Syndrome, and as such, are usually so full of themselves that they emit horrible odors from their anuses which surrounds their vicinity with a poisonous substance, medically proven to take 32 days off of their lifespan.
Plenty play at day 01, but many of them would lose interest and wouldn't be true ancientfags, but merely oldfriends. However, there are usually the few, the arrogant, the true ancientfags! Those who stuck through the hard times and continued to be active even to the current day.
Unfortunately, ancientfags tend to suffer from Veteran's Syndrome, and as such, are usually so full of themselves that they emit horrible odors from their anuses which surrounds their vicinity with a poisonous substance, medically proven to take 32 days off of their lifespan.
Josh has been playing Maplestory since 2003 in South Korea where he was a GM working on getting rid of hackers. He was always playing maplestory even to this day, or I'd like to say that. He.. died from unknown causes in 2008, but not a day went by when he took a break.. Wait, that explains everything.
Still an ancientfag though.
Bob has been playing X since BEFORE it was even populous at all! Ancientfag? Yes. Douchebag? Yes.
Still an ancientfag though.
Bob has been playing X since BEFORE it was even populous at all! Ancientfag? Yes. Douchebag? Yes.
by Douchebag82 July 24, 2012
Get the ancientfag mug.An aincent being from a time before the internet was clogged up with retard memes. An infamous bard on an Everquest server.
In the game, once you get past level 5 you can be killed and looted by anyone, and this was a 'no rules' server. Bards had a skill that made them run faster than everyone else and Fansy used this to his advantage. He attracted Sand Giants, a hugely powerful enemy with equal speed and had them follow him throughout the world purging the crust of sin. You'll get a better description if you just fucking google search it. It's the top page which has actual quotes from the legend.
In the game, once you get past level 5 you can be killed and looted by anyone, and this was a 'no rules' server. Bards had a skill that made them run faster than everyone else and Fansy used this to his advantage. He attracted Sand Giants, a hugely powerful enemy with equal speed and had them follow him throughout the world purging the crust of sin. You'll get a better description if you just fucking google search it. It's the top page which has actual quotes from the legend.
I used to be Fansy the Famous Bard's friend, but I haven't heard from him for over 10 years. He's most likely moved on.. Fansy, if you read this remember me!
by Douchebag82 November 29, 2011
Get the Fansy the Famous Bard mug.Anyone who watches My Little Pony.
Jack: Have you seen the new MLP episode?
Jill: What?! No! That show is for 6 year old girls and you're a 14 year old boy. Stupid ponyfag.
Jack: Well, there goes my chances of getting laid.
Jill: What?! No! That show is for 6 year old girls and you're a 14 year old boy. Stupid ponyfag.
Jack: Well, there goes my chances of getting laid.
by Douchebag82 October 15, 2011
Get the Ponyfag mug.A troll without sense of any morals who will torment anyone to their death. Lacks sympathy, love, or honor.
There are many trolls in the world, but only a select handful will deteriorate long enough to become an ogre.
by Douchebag82 October 30, 2011
Get the Ogre mug.The act of getting really fucking pissed off and breaking your dad's $1500 dollar 42 inch 1080p TV after failing a level for the 9001st time.
I broke my dad's $1500 42 inch 1080p TV after failing a level for the 9003st time.
fuck Super Mario galaxy 2 :(
fuck Super Mario galaxy 2 :(
by Douchebag82 June 9, 2011
Get the Super Mario Galaxy 2 mug.A fat WoW player who's managed to amass millions of fans by making youtube videos of a fake personality of his (Jesse) where he speaks with an autistic lisp and acts like most southerners. Other times, he makes personal and serious videos which reveal his real nature; that of an intelligent humble nerd who has the amazing ability to touch anyone's heart.
After some guy, RWJ featured him in a video, his popularity boomed in size to the point that he has more than 260,000 subscribers and more than 75,000,000 video views.
He started his youtube channel on April 5th, 2006.
After some guy, RWJ featured him in a video, his popularity boomed in size to the point that he has more than 260,000 subscribers and more than 75,000,000 video views.
He started his youtube channel on April 5th, 2006.
by Douchebag82 December 18, 2012
Get the Boogie2988 mug.