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Noun
Slang for the genital area.
Adjective
Being in a dangerous position or tense situation.
Verb
Wait, what the fuck is a verb?
Slang for the genital area.
Adjective
Being in a dangerous position or tense situation.
Verb
Wait, what the fuck is a verb?
Badspot is autism
by Douchebag82 July 8, 2012
Get the Badspot mug.An aincent being from a time before the internet was clogged up with retard memes. An infamous bard on an Everquest server.
In the game, once you get past level 5 you can be killed and looted by anyone, and this was a 'no rules' server. Bards had a skill that made them run faster than everyone else and Fansy used this to his advantage. He attracted Sand Giants, a hugely powerful enemy with equal speed and had them follow him throughout the world purging the crust of sin. You'll get a better description if you just fucking google search it. It's the top page which has actual quotes from the legend.
In the game, once you get past level 5 you can be killed and looted by anyone, and this was a 'no rules' server. Bards had a skill that made them run faster than everyone else and Fansy used this to his advantage. He attracted Sand Giants, a hugely powerful enemy with equal speed and had them follow him throughout the world purging the crust of sin. You'll get a better description if you just fucking google search it. It's the top page which has actual quotes from the legend.
I used to be Fansy the Famous Bard's friend, but I haven't heard from him for over 10 years. He's most likely moved on.. Fansy, if you read this remember me!
by Douchebag82 November 29, 2011
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Plenty play at day 01, but many of them would lose interest and wouldn't be true ancientfags, but merely oldfriends. However, there are usually the few, the arrogant, the true ancientfags! Those who stuck through the hard times and continued to be active even to the current day.
Unfortunately, ancientfags tend to suffer from Veteran's Syndrome, and as such, are usually so full of themselves that they emit horrible odors from their anuses which surrounds their vicinity with a poisonous substance, medically proven to take 32 days off of their lifespan.
Plenty play at day 01, but many of them would lose interest and wouldn't be true ancientfags, but merely oldfriends. However, there are usually the few, the arrogant, the true ancientfags! Those who stuck through the hard times and continued to be active even to the current day.
Unfortunately, ancientfags tend to suffer from Veteran's Syndrome, and as such, are usually so full of themselves that they emit horrible odors from their anuses which surrounds their vicinity with a poisonous substance, medically proven to take 32 days off of their lifespan.
Josh has been playing Maplestory since 2003 in South Korea where he was a GM working on getting rid of hackers. He was always playing maplestory even to this day, or I'd like to say that. He.. died from unknown causes in 2008, but not a day went by when he took a break.. Wait, that explains everything.
Still an ancientfag though.
Bob has been playing X since BEFORE it was even populous at all! Ancientfag? Yes. Douchebag? Yes.
Still an ancientfag though.
Bob has been playing X since BEFORE it was even populous at all! Ancientfag? Yes. Douchebag? Yes.
by Douchebag82 July 24, 2012
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I used to take many stonedwalks all the time back in high school; for gym class I would walk the hills, but then I made connections and started getting high all the time. The feeling of being stoned made walking an adventure, and I would eat those listerine tabs and it felt like I was in california surfing the waves but thats probably cus of the OG Kush
by Douchebag82 August 7, 2014
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Jack: Have you seen the new MLP episode?
Jill: What?! No! That show is for 6 year old girls and you're a 14 year old boy. Stupid ponyfag.
Jack: Well, there goes my chances of getting laid.
Jill: What?! No! That show is for 6 year old girls and you're a 14 year old boy. Stupid ponyfag.
Jack: Well, there goes my chances of getting laid.
by Douchebag82 October 15, 2011
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There are many trolls in the world, but only a select handful will deteriorate long enough to become an ogre.
by Douchebag82 October 30, 2011
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Unwarranted Self Importance
Crying about the 'old times' when things were just as bad as they were.
Rosy retrospection
Douchebaggetry
Hatred against noobs
Unwarranted Self Importance
Crying about the 'old times' when things were just as bad as they were.
Rosy retrospection
Douchebaggetry
Hatred against noobs
by Douchebag82 December 5, 2011
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