Definitions by Douchebag82
Veteran's Syndrome
What happens to most community members when they've been in their community for a very long time. Veteran's Syndrome has the following effects on it's host:
Unwarranted Self Importance
Crying about the 'old times' when things were just as bad as they were.
Rosy retrospection
Douchebaggetry
Hatred against noobs
Unwarranted Self Importance
Crying about the 'old times' when things were just as bad as they were.
Rosy retrospection
Douchebaggetry
Hatred against noobs
Veteran's Syndrome by Douchebag82 December 5, 2011
Fansy the Famous Bard
An aincent being from a time before the internet was clogged up with retard memes. An infamous bard on an Everquest server.
In the game, once you get past level 5 you can be killed and looted by anyone, and this was a 'no rules' server. Bards had a skill that made them run faster than everyone else and Fansy used this to his advantage. He attracted Sand Giants, a hugely powerful enemy with equal speed and had them follow him throughout the world purging the crust of sin. You'll get a better description if you just fucking google search it. It's the top page which has actual quotes from the legend.
In the game, once you get past level 5 you can be killed and looted by anyone, and this was a 'no rules' server. Bards had a skill that made them run faster than everyone else and Fansy used this to his advantage. He attracted Sand Giants, a hugely powerful enemy with equal speed and had them follow him throughout the world purging the crust of sin. You'll get a better description if you just fucking google search it. It's the top page which has actual quotes from the legend.
I used to be Fansy the Famous Bard's friend, but I haven't heard from him for over 10 years. He's most likely moved on.. Fansy, if you read this remember me!
Fansy the Famous Bard by Douchebag82 November 29, 2011
High School
Protips to the future freshmen out there: Stick with your friends. Get a huge group of your familiars going and talk with your friends as much as possible.
Now, study your ass off and make sure to pick the right electives. Socialize, stay clean and yeah.
Finally, you've made it to 10th! 9th was surely a hellhole of a year huh? Well then, 10th won't be as dramatic. Make sure to get your Liscence and keep on top with your grades.
Hm, 10th wasn't so bad huh? Welcome to 11th. Enjoy your leisure time? Not anymore, because now you have to work twice as hard!
12th now huh dude? Yeah, you've passed 11th legit! I'm proud of you dude, 12 is a blast. No more hard work! Well you still have to do some work but still.
Now, study your ass off and make sure to pick the right electives. Socialize, stay clean and yeah.
Finally, you've made it to 10th! 9th was surely a hellhole of a year huh? Well then, 10th won't be as dramatic. Make sure to get your Liscence and keep on top with your grades.
Hm, 10th wasn't so bad huh? Welcome to 11th. Enjoy your leisure time? Not anymore, because now you have to work twice as hard!
12th now huh dude? Yeah, you've passed 11th legit! I'm proud of you dude, 12 is a blast. No more hard work! Well you still have to do some work but still.
High School by Douchebag82 November 11, 2011
Ogre
A troll without sense of any morals who will torment anyone to their death. Lacks sympathy, love, or honor.
There are many trolls in the world, but only a select handful will deteriorate long enough to become an ogre.
Ogre by Douchebag82 October 30, 2011
Ghirahim
George: Have you heard? Derek is gay!
Garret: Yeah, what a fuckin ghirahim
Derek: In truth, I much prefer to be endulged by cocks
Garret: Yeah, what a fuckin ghirahim
Derek: In truth, I much prefer to be endulged by cocks
Ghirahim by Douchebag82 October 30, 2011
Jewscout
Someone on an MMORPG who steals shit dropped by enemies. Usually try to take as much gold as they can without showing any admirable traits.
JiggabooJim is a jewscout on maplestory
Jewscout by Douchebag82 October 30, 2011
Friends with internet benefits
Friends who sext eachother and send eachother their private areas while keeping away from a relationship
Friends with internet benefits by Douchebag82 October 21, 2011