10 definitions by Doomus
The final and most immensely binding and important of all broaths. It is usually created in the death throes of one's bro. It states that after the event of your bro's death, you must marry his girlfriend, and never have sex with her or let anyone else do so either. You also become the keeper of all the previous broaths you and he have ever made, it is your sole duty to make sure the dirtiest secrets of your broship never see the light of day. You also are made responsible for making sure that none of his noteworthy high scores are ever beaten, and in the event that they are, you have the authority and the obligation to play the games and beat the usurper's score on your dead bro's behalf.
"Dude, I'm dying....please....you must take with me......the Final Broath!"
"Sure thing bro *sniffle* I hereby swear to be bound forever to the grand, sacred, archaic and magical power of the Final Broath! *sob* and should I ever break the terms of this all powerful broath, may my brodom be revoked, may my balls shrivel and die, may my cock shrink and whither, may all traces of manliness and testosterone leave my body! And upon my undoubtedly solitary and pathetic death, may the abominable specter of Bruce Jenner himself, the only known breaker of the mighty Final Broath, personally escort my blighted soul into the darkest and most wrathful recesses of the netherworld!" *lighting strikes in the distance, and the sound of the drums of Asgard can faintly be heard*
"Sure thing bro *sniffle* I hereby swear to be bound forever to the grand, sacred, archaic and magical power of the Final Broath! *sob* and should I ever break the terms of this all powerful broath, may my brodom be revoked, may my balls shrivel and die, may my cock shrink and whither, may all traces of manliness and testosterone leave my body! And upon my undoubtedly solitary and pathetic death, may the abominable specter of Bruce Jenner himself, the only known breaker of the mighty Final Broath, personally escort my blighted soul into the darkest and most wrathful recesses of the netherworld!" *lighting strikes in the distance, and the sound of the drums of Asgard can faintly be heard*
by Doomus July 2, 2015
A close knit group of totally slutty and attractive girls. Known throughout town to be the easiest thing to lay since floor mats.
"Dude, you see Brittany, Candy and Sindy over there?"
"Yeah man, total sluts. The original Legion of Poon."
"Yeah man, total sluts. The original Legion of Poon."
by Doomus June 30, 2015
Multiples of multiple screw ups with no practical cure, compounding into even bigger screw ups, which will evolve into seriuos consequences for all.
Clusterfuckola USA with its huge economic problems, massive debts that cannot be paid, massive unemployement, undeclared wars costing fortunes & lives with no goal for victory, taxpayer bailouts of private companies, tax laws that destroy progress, high inflation, corrupt politicians, corrupt finance industry along with an aging population depending on entitlements, whose life savings have been cleaned out by the cluterfuckola mentioned.
by Doomus April 10, 2009
A level beyond that of super slut. It was long thought to be impossible to attain, however this notion was proven wrong by no other than the infamous Paris Hilton. The slutiness of a Super Slut 2 is approximately double that of the standard super slut. Those that are still in a fit state to talk after screwing a Super Slut 2 describe the experience as the most satisfying and explosive orgasm they have ever had.
"Did you see Paris Hilton's video?"
"Yeah, she has officially just become the mythical Super Slut 2."
"Yeah, she has officially just become the mythical Super Slut 2."
by Doomus July 2, 2015
An mentally challenge fellow who copies definitions he finds on here and publishes them in a very slightly reworded manner, most likely because he's short a few chromosomes and therefore lacks the creativity to create his own original definitions
Dude, did you seriously just copy my definition AND give mine a thumbs down so it would get pushed under yours? What a boi_person, you're either stupid, petty, or some combination thereof.
by Doomus May 22, 2016
A phrase in Bill Cosby Speak that describes the act of sucking (mostly used in reference to sucking a dick).
by Doomus May 22, 2016
A reference to the greatest tale of revenge ever spun: Alexandre Dumas' "the Count of Monte Cristo". Used to convey one's intent to reap complete and utter vengeance upon a person or persons, by taking away literally everything they consider worth anything at all, including both things they love deeply, and even things that just mildly entertain them. The victim will be left with absolutely nothing to live for, but death will be denied them.
by Doomus May 23, 2016