10 definitions by Dongo

Enblightenment

The act of becoming enlightened through depraved means.

I'm so close to enblightenment - I skullfucked a corpse covered in shit, fingering my asshole with cheetos fingers, all while watching 2 girls 1 cup. Just another day on my spiritual path to God.

by Dongo July 19, 2017

smegza

A contraction of smegma and pizza meaning a pizza made of smegma cheese instead of mozzarella.

The other night I was yearning for some pizza, but didn't have any mozzarella cheese so I just brushed some of my smegma on it instead. Voila, SMEGZA!

by Dongo January 14, 2006

Clusterfuck

Best Buy on Black Friday.

I went to Best Buy to score some hot deals on Black Friday, but sadly I found myself in nothing less than a clusterfuck.

by Dongo December 3, 2005

Wetface

A subhuman who is drooling, making their face wet.

Fred is a complete wetface - he can't tie his own shoes.

by Dongo July 19, 2017

Holster

To rest one's flaccid penis inside their partner's vagina. Usually done while post-coitus sleeping, but can be done without sexual intercourse. Spooning position works best, usually requires an erect penis for initial penetration.

I holstered inside my girl for 9 hours yesterday, my dick was pruned when I pulled it out!

by Dongo July 19, 2017

Poor Man's Toasted (baked good)

For (baked good) use items that get stale, like bread or bagels.

A stale baked good. The hardness from being stale substitutes for actually toasting it.

I went to the convention, but all they had to eat was Poor Man's Toasted (baked good)'s because it was poorly funded.

by Dongo December 3, 2005

333

The Gay Train. 333 is like 69 in that the numbers represent human figures performing sexual actions. In this case, each 3 represents a male (with a rectum and a penis).

1: I'd hate to be the man in front in a 333 gay train, no pleasure at all.

2: Actually, that could be the most pleasurable depending on your orientation.

by Dongo April 5, 2006