Don Juan's definitions

maid

a lady who cleans the house and knows how to fuck.

My French maid is always there to make my dick happy when I arrive home.

by Don Juan March 8, 2003

CP

Short for 'Cock Penetration'

Hey bitch! you gonna get some CP tonight!

by Don Juan May 7, 2004

religion

A castrated person's substitute for sex.

Religion is a practical joke that most people just don't get.

by Don Juan October 2, 2003

Max Hirsch

n. A boy who is a compulsive lier, and he cant tell the truth to anyone. He stickheads lefty and is a wigger to the core. He is trying to compensate for something by driving in an Escalade, but nobody is fooled.

v. Hirsching-to tell the most ridiculous lie to somebody.

n. That wigger is trying to be a Max Hirsch

v. Thats not your car, your Hirsching me.

by Don Juan April 25, 2005

penis milk

The white stuff that comes out of your penis. Used to make babies and feed thirsty girls

Sarah massaged my dick and was rewarded by several mouthfuls of penis milk

by Don Juan April 4, 2003

X-Phile

n. someone who likes to have sex with previous lovers

Bre, Steve is such an X-Phile, he fucks everybody but his wife.

by Don Juan November 8, 2003

Gribble

Two main definitions:

1. A male of poor pullling ability who resorts to clinging to any female that fails to have the power or grace to tell him where to go. Usually seen after large consumption of alcohol. This male is usually ignored in a manner expected of parasites and can cause much amusement to his piss-taking mates.

2. A member of a male clan fails to attend 'boys night' through "gribbling". This is due to being 'loved up' or as part of the continued mission of "keeping the misses happy".

"Look at Sam, he's gribbling again. He won't let the minger go!"

by Don juan January 11, 2004