Don Juan's definitions

dutch surprise

The act of farting on someones head while there asleep and covering it with a blanket

I gave that little bitch a dutch treat

by DOn juan July 30, 2003

massage

to rub a part of a body softly and gently.

The girl massaged my dick with her pussy.

by Don Juan April 4, 2003

Pootie Tang

1) One of the worst movie ever made.

2) Slang term for vagina, especially if it is firm and tight.

1) After watching Pootie Tang, I thought, "How is it that Hollywood can produce utter shit and still make millions off of it?"

2) The lady who lives across the street has the finest pootie tang I ever stuck my dick in.

by Don Juan August 26, 2003

X-Phile

n. someone who likes to have sex with previous lovers

Bre, Steve is such an X-Phile, he fucks everybody but his wife.

by Don Juan November 8, 2003

C.R.E.A.M.

cash rules everything around me cream get da money dolla dolla bill yall

wu tang clan

by don juan September 2, 2003

My buddy

Coolong or any type of asian tea with a strong aroma.

My coolong, My coolong where ever i go, the TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA go.

by Don Juan June 15, 2004

kazbar

An old cemetary that some stoned fucks think is haunted. Theres all kinds of cool shit out there, and admittedly it's a bit creepy at night. A great place to drink and smoke weed, except that now it's over-run with the bacon patrol. Supposedly there is a werewolf out there and a man with red eyes wearing a cloak. The werewolf is dekes dog that ran away, and the red eyed dude with the cloak is fucking pedro running around playing dungeons and dragons with some red contacts.

Man 1: Yo wanna go chill at the kazbar?
Man 2: Naw, theres the fucking fuzz out there these days.

by Don juan March 28, 2005