Don Juan's definitions

maid

a lady who cleans the house and knows how to fuck.

My French maid is always there to make my dick happy when I arrive home.

by Don Juan March 8, 2003

CP

Short for 'Cock Penetration'

Hey bitch! you gonna get some CP tonight!

by Don Juan May 7, 2004

religion

A castrated person's substitute for sex.

Religion is a practical joke that most people just don't get.

by Don Juan October 2, 2003

Deblazz

A confused white teen who thinks that he is black and from Alabama.

Look at that wigger, he must think he is Deblazz.

by Don Juan April 15, 2005

Joiquin Phoenix

A person that is a complete idiot and has no idea how to win in a fight

That kid just got the shit beaten out of him like Joiquin Phoenix

by Don Juan April 6, 2005

closter

A harrible town where everybody drinks and smokes excessivly.

That pot head must be from Closter

by Don Juan April 5, 2005

massage

to rub a part of a body softly and gently.

The girl massaged my dick with her pussy.

by Don Juan April 4, 2003