22 definitions by Don Juan

a lady who cleans the house and knows how to fuck.
My French maid is always there to make my dick happy when I arrive home.
by Don Juan March 8, 2003
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to rub a part of a body softly and gently.
The girl massaged my dick with her pussy.
by Don Juan April 5, 2003
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n. someone who likes to have sex with previous lovers
Bre, Steve is such an X-Phile, he fucks everybody but his wife.
by Don Juan November 8, 2003
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n. A boy who is a compulsive lier, and he cant tell the truth to anyone. He stickheads lefty and is a wigger to the core. He is trying to compensate for something by driving in an Escalade, but nobody is fooled.

v. Hirsching-to tell the most ridiculous lie to somebody.
n. That wigger is trying to be a Max Hirsch

v. Thats not your car, your Hirsching me.
by Don Juan April 25, 2005
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An old cemetary that some stoned fucks think is haunted. Theres all kinds of cool shit out there, and admittedly it's a bit creepy at night. A great place to drink and smoke weed, except that now it's over-run with the bacon patrol. Supposedly there is a werewolf out there and a man with red eyes wearing a cloak. The werewolf is dekes dog that ran away, and the red eyed dude with the cloak is fucking pedro running around playing dungeons and dragons with some red contacts.
Man 1: Yo wanna go chill at the kazbar?
Man 2: Naw, theres the fucking fuzz out there these days.
by Don Juan March 29, 2005
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cash rules everything around me cream get da money dolla dolla bill yall
by Don Juan September 3, 2003
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The premier private boarding school in the United States. Located in Andover, Massachusetts and founded in 1778, it is both one of the oldest and most prestigious schools in existence. Phillips Academy offers a four year high school education with both boarding and day students. Its student body is more diverse culturally, ethnically, religiously, economically and socially than most colleges in the US. Phillips Academy is respected as one of the best educations available, and two US presidents (George H W Bush and George W Bush) are alumni.
Phillips Academy Andover is superior to exeter in every capacity.
by Don Juan April 17, 2005
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