9 definitions by DoctorVegas

Hoe Phone

A prepaid cell phone used to call escorts, drug dealers and vice versa so that law enforcement cannot trace the phone back to you.

I just called an 18 year old escort from craigslist with my Hoe Phone!

by DoctorVegas December 1, 2009

DRC

DRC or the "Dick Rub Central" is a covert way to talk about a strip club in front of others who do not know what it means.

"Hey Bob, lets head over to the DRC after work!"

by DoctorVegas December 2, 2009

Don't hurt yourself

A way of indicating someone's incompetence at trying to complete a task.

Letting someone know that no matter how hard they are trying it is a pretty weak attempt.

Don't hurt yourself trying to act cool enough to pick up pussy.

by DoctorVegas December 2, 2009

Assfuckomania

The specific type of "mania" attributed to hyper or intensified high quality anal intercourse.

I found myself in a state of assfuckomania while I was tapping that sweet virgin ass.

by DoctorVegas December 2, 2009

Fat Nut

A large amount of semen, ejaculate

That bitch was so hot I busted a Fat Nut on her tits!!!

by DoctorVegas November 30, 2009

Whata gonna do?

An answer in response to a bogus or non-answerable question, or simply a statement made in an inquisitive manner.

Bob: These fucking politicians all talk out of both sides of their mouths and really don't give a fuck about anything but getting re-elected.

Joe: Whata gonna do?

by DoctorVegas December 11, 2009

Tiger Count

The current total number of mistresses connected to Tiger Woods. This number of mistresses currently has no end in sight.

Hey Joe, what's today's Tiger Count at?

by DoctorVegas December 10, 2009