12-year-old girl who stole Daddy's credit card to buy virtual clothes for her penguin avatar on the scam known as Club Penguin. If she's not a snob who spends her weekends verbally abusing non-members, she's a pedo. Avoid her at all costs. Hell, you should probably avoid Club Penguin in general at all costs.
First, my daughter made me buy her 35 Webkinz. Then all the kids at school decided that being a Club Penguin member was cooler than Webkinz so she took my credit card and went on there and bought a membership! I was so mad!
by Disvan September 26, 2010
Get the club penguin membermug. The girl rule that your friends are always more important than your boyfriends. Basically the girl version of bros before hoes, except the title doesn't sound like an insult to women. Also, there's an unwritten sub-rule: if you catch your friend's boyfriend cheating, YOU MUST TELL HER ASAP!
Sometimes called chicks before dicks.
Sometimes called chicks before dicks.
Amy's boyfriend was being such a jerk to her BFF, so she dumped him, even though she still really liked him. What an awesome friend Amy is, putting sisters before misters like that!
by Disvan November 26, 2010
Get the sisters before mistersmug. Hannah totally got that wannabe Gucci handbag at a thrift store. With Daddy's credit card, might I add.
by Disvan September 26, 2010
Get the Daddy's credit cardmug. Immature online drama with a bunch of trolls and cyber-dating thrown in. Let's not forget all the kids going batshit over the latest pin, too.
So I went on my CP account the other day for the first time in about 4 years. Within the first five minutes, I'd been trolled, flamed, cheated on, broken up with, a thief, a hobo, a pizza delivery guy, Sonic the Hedgehog, a fake celebrity, put myself up for adoption, adopted, put-up for re-adoption by my Mwa-Mwa after she found a cuter baby, verbally abused by a bunch of 9-year-old children, had my virtual birthday party crashed...oh, and some guy told me he was Rockhopper, whoever that is. Yep, typical day on Club Penguin!
by Disvan September 26, 2010
Get the typical day on club penguinmug. Nickname for Tavis. An awesome, loyal, trustworthy guy friend who can make anyone laugh their head off. He's also addicted to MSN. When he's not on, he always puts his status as Away rather than Offline, because he's too lazy to log off. Also, he can be a bit of a tease sometimes. But we love you anyway, Tav!
I'm talking to Tav on MSN.
by Disvan November 26, 2010
Get the Tavmug. An ugly teenage boy who combs his hair and looks like a wannabe Justin Bieber. Is a total player who has nothing better to do with his life then hit on girls who dress like strippers. When a nice girl likes him, he plays games with her and breaks her heart, because he's that much of a jerk. Also, his mom is an awesome art teacher.
DIE, GRIFFIN! DIE, DIE, DIE!
DIE, GRIFFIN! DIE, DIE, DIE!
by Disvan November 26, 2010
Get the griffinmug. Piece of junk that doesn't actually have ANY decent or new-ish movies. Who cares if it enables you to watch movies on your Wii? Why can't you do that on your computer, or your iPod, or even your *gasp* DVD player? They don't even have Ghostbusters or Alien or anything, they're that bad. If you must see it for yourself, get the one-month free trial and then RETURN IT.
by Disvan November 26, 2010
Get the netflixmug.