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extensive garbage time

Phrase perfected by Marv Albert, referring to a basketball game in which the winning team's lead is so great, that the mere phrase "garbage time" does not do it justice. This is the part of the game where both teams have emptied their benches and are playing out the clock, but even more so than in just conventional "garbage time."
Marv Albert: "And we are now in extensive garbage time. The Knicks lead the Bulls 127 to 40."
by DirkD January 29, 2007
mugGet the extensive garbage timemug.

ryce

Trendy Asian slang spelling of rice. Typically found among teenage Asian-americans who profess "Azn Pryde" while never having been to any Asian country or even speak their family's native language. Often found in AIM conversations and on Xanga.
Got ryce, bitch?????
by DirkD January 24, 2007
mugGet the rycemug.

format my hard drive

More geek talk; the act wherein the geek's penis is pleasured, causing it to become erect (hard drive) and pleasured some more until it ejaculates (format).
Steve Urkel: Would you please format my hard drive? (Points at crotch)
Rachel: Okay. (Kneels down)
by DirkD January 24, 2007
mugGet the format my hard drivemug.

amazonian masterhood

Phrase first coined by the great Al Bundy, referring to the oppressive dominance of life wrecking women. Led to the creation of No Ma'am, the National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood.
I'm sick of my ugly, lazy wife. I'm joining No Ma'am and taking a stand against amazonian masterhood!
by DirkD January 24, 2007
mugGet the amazonian masterhoodmug.

forced bi

Extreme BDSM scenario where the Dominant partner forces the usually straight submissive/slave to perform sexual acts with a member of the same sex. Usually performed with female dominants and male submissives.
Mistress Sugar requires forced bi of all her slaves.
by DirkD January 24, 2007
mugGet the forced bimug.

bill walton

Was once a great NBA center, but is now absolutely the stupidest and most annoying basketball commentator alive.
Bill Walton is a man with a chicken's brain.
by DirkD January 27, 2007
mugGet the bill waltonmug.

gayass motherfucker

Combines a derogatory word for homosexuals (gayass) with a general-usage insult (motherfucker) to form the versatile phrase gayass motherfucker.
by DirkD January 24, 2007
mugGet the gayass motherfuckermug.

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