DirkD's definitions

juicy juice

The sweet liquid that a female occassionally squirts out during ejaculation.

My girlfriend squirted her juicy juice all over my face after I ate her out.

by DirkD January 19, 2007

going to get cigarettes

When someone says this, it usually means they've bailed on you.

Popularized in the sitcom Married with Children, when Peggy's relatives from Wanker County went to "get cigarattes" and left Seven behind, for good.

Inbred redneck couple: "We're going to get cigarettes."
Al: "Shit!"

by DirkD January 24, 2007

isayugh

Refers to Isiah Thomas, once one of the NBA's greatest point guards, and now one of the worst General Managers and coaches in basketball. Isiah is referred to as "Isayugh" by New York Knicks fans who are fed up with his poor coaching and managerial positions and the pathetic state of the New York Knicks.

Isayugh traded all our draft picks away for Jerome James and a bag of donuts. He is the worst general manager of all time!

by DirkD January 9, 2008

gayass motherfucker

Combines a derogatory word for homosexuals (gayass) with a general-usage insult (motherfucker) to form the versatile phrase gayass motherfucker.

Gino is one gayass motherfucker.

by DirkD January 24, 2007

man syrup

A man's jizz, sperm, cum.

He shot a huge load of creamy, sticky man syrup down her throat.

by DirkD January 19, 2007

forced bi

Extreme BDSM scenario where the Dominant partner forces the usually straight submissive/slave to perform sexual acts with a member of the same sex. Usually performed with female dominants and male submissives.

Mistress Sugar requires forced bi of all her slaves.

by DirkD January 24, 2007

fcc

Federal Censorship Commission

Thanks to the FCC, the only thing left that's safe to play on the radio is Celine Dion.

by DirkD January 24, 2007