DirkD's definitions

West Texan

Apparently, the language George W. Bush is fluent in. Bears almost no resemblance to the English language.

George W. Bush: "Actually, I...this may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about...when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.”

by DirkD January 24, 2007

brick prison

Better known as Hunter College High School in New York City. Earned this name due to its unique construction resembling a 19th century military fort. The building which houses the school is of a brick construction with very few windows, hence the name Brick Prison.

I can't wait to graduate and escape the brick prison

by DirkD December 7, 2006

man syrup

A man's jizz, sperm, cum.

He shot a huge load of creamy, sticky man syrup down her throat.

by DirkD January 19, 2007

amazonian masterhood

Phrase first coined by the great Al Bundy, referring to the oppressive dominance of life wrecking women. Led to the creation of No Ma'am, the National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood.

I'm sick of my ugly, lazy wife. I'm joining No Ma'am and taking a stand against amazonian masterhood!

by DirkD January 24, 2007

Mourning After

When you wake up the following morning, take a look at who is laying next to you, and are horrified in disbelief that you slept with *that*.

The Mourning After began when he saw the bitch he slept the night with.

by DirkD February 1, 2007

master and servant

1. Phrase referring to a relationship where there is a clear distinction of power between the dominant party (master) and submissive party (servant).

1a. Kinky role-play scenario.

2. A hit song by Depeche Mode.

Let's play master and servant.

by DirkD January 24, 2007

isayugh

Refers to Isiah Thomas, once one of the NBA's greatest point guards, and now one of the worst General Managers and coaches in basketball. Isiah is referred to as "Isayugh" by New York Knicks fans who are fed up with his poor coaching and managerial positions and the pathetic state of the New York Knicks.

Isayugh traded all our draft picks away for Jerome James and a bag of donuts. He is the worst general manager of all time!

by DirkD January 9, 2008