DirkD's definitions

amazonian masterhood

Phrase first coined by the great Al Bundy, referring to the oppressive dominance of life wrecking women. Led to the creation of No Ma'am, the National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood.

I'm sick of my ugly, lazy wife. I'm joining No Ma'am and taking a stand against amazonian masterhood!

by DirkD January 24, 2007

format my hard drive

More geek talk; the act wherein the geek's penis is pleasured, causing it to become erect (hard drive) and pleasured some more until it ejaculates (format).

Steve Urkel: Would you please format my hard drive? (Points at crotch)
Rachel: Okay. (Kneels down)

by DirkD January 24, 2007

bundyology

The study of all things Bundy-related, referring to the classic television family from Married with Children.

Jack is a master of bundyology. He's memorized all the episodes of Married with Children.

by DirkD January 24, 2007

LIR

Refers to the once-great radio station known as WLIR, which used to broadcast in the New York City area and was one of the first radio stations in the United States to play bands like U2, The Police, The Cure, The Smiths, Depeche Mode and others. One of the last good commercial radio stations.

'LIR is the greatest station ever.

by DirkD January 24, 2007

gayass motherfucker

Combines a derogatory word for homosexuals (gayass) with a general-usage insult (motherfucker) to form the versatile phrase gayass motherfucker.

Gino is one gayass motherfucker.

by DirkD January 24, 2007

bill walton

Was once a great NBA center, but is now absolutely the stupidest and most annoying basketball commentator alive.

Bill Walton is a man with a chicken's brain.

by DirkD January 27, 2007

McDumpster's

A more accurate depiction of the fast "food" chain commonly known as McDonald's. Name derived from the classic Mad TV skit from the series' very first episode in 1995.

I had severe food poisoning and an explosive case of diarrhea after eating at McDumpster's.

by DirkD January 21, 2007