DirkD's definitions

acrophobia

The fear of acronyms. Was a popular online game in the late 90's, resurrected again recently to less popularity.

Acrophobia is the greatest game ever!

by DirkD January 24, 2007

fcc

Federal Censorship Commission

Thanks to the FCC, the only thing left that's safe to play on the radio is Celine Dion.

by DirkD January 24, 2007

format my floppy

Old-school geek talk...refers to the geeky male's desire for his penis (floppy) to be stimulated sexually until he ejaculates (format).

Yeah, baby, you can format my floppy anytime. Wanna play World of Warcraft?

by DirkD January 24, 2007

format my hard drive

More geek talk; the act wherein the geek's penis is pleasured, causing it to become erect (hard drive) and pleasured some more until it ejaculates (format).

Steve Urkel: Would you please format my hard drive? (Points at crotch)
Rachel: Okay. (Kneels down)

by DirkD January 24, 2007

olympiakos

A very famous and successful sports team in Greece, competing in football, basketball and other sports.

Olympiakos are the champions of Greece.

by DirkD January 27, 2007

souvlaki

Souvlaki is a well-known Greek dish made with chunks of meat grilled on a skewer, very similar to a shish kabob. The meat is usually pork, but other meats are sometimes used instead, like chicken or lamb.

Can be eaten plain on the stick (kalamaki), in a sandwich (usually pita bread), with tsatsiki or yogurt sauce, tomato and onions. Sometimes lettuce and paprika are added, or even a few french fries.

Souvlaki is related to but is not the same as a gyro (yeeros).

I'll have one souvlaki kalamaki please.

by DirkD January 27, 2007

Bigbucks Coffee

Another, more appropriate name for Starbucks.

I just spent $102.17 on a tall mocha cappuccino at Bigbucks Coffee.

by DirkD January 27, 2007