DirkD's definitions

man syrup

A man's jizz, sperm, cum.

He shot a huge load of creamy, sticky man syrup down her throat.

by DirkD January 19, 2007

amazonian masterhood

Phrase first coined by the great Al Bundy, referring to the oppressive dominance of life wrecking women. Led to the creation of No Ma'am, the National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood.

I'm sick of my ugly, lazy wife. I'm joining No Ma'am and taking a stand against amazonian masterhood!

by DirkD January 24, 2007

going to get cigarettes

When someone says this, it usually means they've bailed on you.

Popularized in the sitcom Married with Children, when Peggy's relatives from Wanker County went to "get cigarattes" and left Seven behind, for good.

Inbred redneck couple: "We're going to get cigarettes."
Al: "Shit!"

by DirkD January 24, 2007

juicy juice

The sweet liquid that a female occassionally squirts out during ejaculation.

My girlfriend squirted her juicy juice all over my face after I ate her out.

by DirkD January 19, 2007

Mourning After

When you wake up the following morning, take a look at who is laying next to you, and are horrified in disbelief that you slept with *that*.

The Mourning After began when he saw the bitch he slept the night with.

by DirkD February 1, 2007

The BRB trick

Often employed by females when talking to others (usually males) online, when they no longer wish to speak with that person but don't want to actually tell them.

They type "brb" as if to leave the chat momentarily, but never reply again, and quite often, "sign off" by blocking the person they are speaking with.

Guy 1: I was talking to this girl I met online before, she said she would brb but signed off and never returned.
Guy 2: She used the BRB trick on you
Guy 1: The what?
Guy 2: She didn't want to speak with you anymore but instead of telling you that, she wrote "brb" and blocked you.

by DirkD April 20, 2009

acrophilia

Being aroused or excited by heights, or by performing activities, perhaps of a sexual nature, at great heights.

Mark has a strong case of acrophilia, he wants to have sex at the top of the Empire State Building.

by DirkD January 24, 2007