DirkD's definitions

bill walton

Was once a great NBA center, but is now absolutely the stupidest and most annoying basketball commentator alive.

Bill Walton is a man with a chicken's brain.

by DirkD January 27, 2007

ryce

Trendy Asian slang spelling of rice. Typically found among teenage Asian-americans who profess "Azn Pryde" while never having been to any Asian country or even speak their family's native language. Often found in AIM conversations and on Xanga.

Got ryce, bitch?????

by DirkD January 24, 2007

isayugh

Refers to Isiah Thomas, once one of the NBA's greatest point guards, and now one of the worst General Managers and coaches in basketball. Isiah is referred to as "Isayugh" by New York Knicks fans who are fed up with his poor coaching and managerial positions and the pathetic state of the New York Knicks.

Isayugh traded all our draft picks away for Jerome James and a bag of donuts. He is the worst general manager of all time!

by DirkD January 9, 2008

master and servant

1. Phrase referring to a relationship where there is a clear distinction of power between the dominant party (master) and submissive party (servant).

1a. Kinky role-play scenario.

2. A hit song by Depeche Mode.

Let's play master and servant.

by DirkD January 24, 2007

man syrup

A man's jizz, sperm, cum.

He shot a huge load of creamy, sticky man syrup down her throat.

by DirkD January 19, 2007

fcc

Federal Censorship Commission

Thanks to the FCC, the only thing left that's safe to play on the radio is Celine Dion.

by DirkD January 24, 2007

going to get cigarettes

When someone says this, it usually means they've bailed on you.

Popularized in the sitcom Married with Children, when Peggy's relatives from Wanker County went to "get cigarattes" and left Seven behind, for good.

Inbred redneck couple: "We're going to get cigarettes."
Al: "Shit!"

by DirkD January 24, 2007