DirkD's definitions

puppy play

Appearing, behaving, and being treated like a puppy. Often found in sexual role-playing scenarios.

Janet enjoys puppy play with her submissive boyfriend Ralph.

by DirkD January 23, 2007

Bigbucks Coffee

Another, more appropriate name for Starbucks.

I just spent $102.17 on a tall mocha cappuccino at Bigbucks Coffee.

by DirkD January 27, 2007

uncle leo

Jerry Seinfeld's somewhat eccentric and annoying uncle in the hit TV series "Seinfeld."

Uncle Leo, to Jerry: "Are you ashamed of your Uncle Leo?"

by DirkD January 24, 2007

branding

Creating a permanent marking in a human or animal by heating a metal object, often molded to form the shape of the owner's initials, and pressed hard into the receipent's body.

This was common among farmers who branded their cattle to identify them as belonging to them. This can also be found in extreme BDSM and sadomasochistic scenarios, where the dominant partner "brands" the submissive partner as his or her own.

Jimbo enjoys branding his cattle.

by DirkD January 24, 2007

stony crook

An uncreative nickname for Stony Brook University, a boring and socially inept university in the boring and socially inept region of Long Island, NY.

I can't wait to leave Stony Crook!

by DirkD January 24, 2007

cheap channel

Used to refer to Clear Channel corporation in a negative light, due to their standard business practice of firing DJ's for no real reason other than to save some bucks, and voicetracking stations so that one DJ is aired in hundreds of cities, sounding like he is on locally in each one, thus saving Cheap Channel millions in salaries and ruining radio nationwise.

Cheap Channel just fired all its DJs.

by DirkD January 24, 2007

McDumpster's

A more accurate depiction of the fast "food" chain commonly known as McDonald's. Name derived from the classic Mad TV skit from the series' very first episode in 1995.

I had severe food poisoning and an explosive case of diarrhea after eating at McDumpster's.

by DirkD January 21, 2007