DirkD's definitions

greezer

Old racist, derogatory term referring to Greek-Americans.

Gus is a disgusting greezer.

by DirkD January 24, 2007

paypig

In the realm of BDSM, a paypig is a submissive, almost always male, who has consented to financial servitude towards his Mistress. Term used in a derogatory/humiliating light, usually by Mistresses.

My paypig bought me a $500 pair of heels today after I demanded him to.

by DirkD January 24, 2007

format my floppy

Old-school geek talk...refers to the geeky male's desire for his penis (floppy) to be stimulated sexually until he ejaculates (format).

Yeah, baby, you can format my floppy anytime. Wanna play World of Warcraft?

by DirkD January 24, 2007

LIR

Refers to the once-great radio station known as WLIR, which used to broadcast in the New York City area and was one of the first radio stations in the United States to play bands like U2, The Police, The Cure, The Smiths, Depeche Mode and others. One of the last good commercial radio stations.

'LIR is the greatest station ever.

by DirkD January 24, 2007

john starks

One of the greatest basketball players of all time. Spent most of his NBA career with the New York Knicks. Famous for battling villans like Reggie Miller, whom he headbutted, Michael Jordan, who was on the receiving end of one of the greatest dunks in NBA history by John Starks, also known as "The Dunk."

Super John Starks is the greatest basketball player of all time!

by DirkD January 24, 2007

bundyology

The study of all things Bundy-related, referring to the classic television family from Married with Children.

Jack is a master of bundyology. He's memorized all the episodes of Married with Children.

by DirkD January 24, 2007

acrophilia

Being aroused or excited by heights, or by performing activities, perhaps of a sexual nature, at great heights.

Mark has a strong case of acrophilia, he wants to have sex at the top of the Empire State Building.

by DirkD January 24, 2007