Diggity Monkeez's definitions

Knock-Knock Joke

A joke made about a caller at the door. It usually ends up as a play on words.

The structure of a knock-knock joke is as follows:

Person 1: Knock-knock.

Person 2: Who's there?

Person 1: (Phrase A).

Person 2: '(Phrase A)' who?

Person 1: (Phrase A) (funny punch line).

Here is a knock-knock joke:

George: Knock-knock.

Reginald: Who's there?

George: Em.

Reginald: 'Em' who?

George: Emphysema! So you better quit smoking!

by Diggity Monkeez May 20, 2005

Palm

1) The 'inside' of the hand (when a fist is made). Food is usually held in/balanced on the palm.

2) To hold a basketball (or something else, maybe; I've only heard it used when talking about basketball) with only the palm. Useful when dunking.

3) Tropical tree. Its leaves are known as 'fronds'.

1) I wrote 'Get $5 for field trip' on my palm, but it had worn off by day's end.

2) I can't palm a basketball. Don't make fun of me, please.

3) There are birds on top of that palm.

by Diggity Monkeez April 25, 2005

Cast Out

To expel, usually from a division of society or delect group.

Because the memorable scene he made during the trip to Texarkana, he is expected to be cast out of the club by Monday.

by Diggity Monkeez May 13, 2005

Cartoon

An animated television show. It does not feature real actors, except when using voices.

Cartoons are popular with the children.

by Diggity Monkeez March 26, 2005

Render

To leave in a certain state, usually a negative one.

Quincy was rendered helpless after the quick lassoing by Darren.

by Diggity Monkeez April 24, 2005