306 definitions by Diggity Monkeez

Birthdate

The date on which one was born.

The birthdates of Dominican baseball players can be difficult to find out.

by Diggity Monkeez May 19, 2005

Paris Hilton

One of America's most promising young filmakers.

Did you see her first movie, "One Night in Paris"?

by Diggity Monkeez January 19, 2005

Jamaica

Central American country that attracts a large number of tourists.

I've never been to Jamaica, but I'm still a good person.

by Diggity Monkeez January 15, 2005

Piece of Cake

An easy task that usually ends up being more fun than difficult.

Mom: Mop the floor, please, son.

Son: Mop the floor, eh? Piece of cake!

Mom: What?

Son: I said that mopping the floor will be a piece of cake.

Mom: Oh, OK. I didn't hear you the first time.

Son: Understood.

by Diggity Monkeez February 22, 2005

Blatant

Very noticeable; used in reference to rude or malicious intent/behavior.

His blatant favoritism didn't win him many firends amongst the other competitors.

by Diggity Monkeez March 28, 2005

Weed

1) An unwanted plant in a garden/lawn.

2) To rid a garden/lawn of such a plant.

1) Kudzu is a weed, but it's not in my garden/lawn, just my trees.

2) Danielle spent about an hour weeding her garden.

by Diggity Monkeez January 29, 2005

Fail

The opposite of succeed. To unsuccessfully attempt an undertaking.

I failed to become manager of McDonalds, so I settled on cleaining the mini-playground.

by Diggity Monkeez February 22, 2005