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The Emmaus Hall (better known as the "Emmaus Golden Ring") is when at least 6 men, all over the age of 65 gather in an empty building, and all sit in a circle, all facing the person in front of them. They all collectively pee at the same time, aiming their penises as to shoot pee over the head of the partner and straight into their mouths.
by DietCokeCondom6969696 February 3, 2020
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They also like shoving hot dogs up their anus, as shown in the theme song "Life was good at hot dog stand"
They also like shoving hot dogs up their anus, as shown in the theme song "Life was good at hot dog stand"
You: Yo man did you catch that episode of Erky Perky last night
Your uncle: Yes it was nice and now im craving hot dogs... if you know what i mean :)
Your uncle: Yes it was nice and now im craving hot dogs... if you know what i mean :)
by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 6, 2021
Get the Erky Perky mug.Also known as a "Hammy". The act of when a bunch of hairy men all get together, drink several energy drinks and then bang each other, using more energy drink as lube.
Oh, and also a character from animated Dreamworks film "Over the hedge"
Oh, and also a character from animated Dreamworks film "Over the hedge"
by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 6, 2021
Get the Hammy The Squirrel mug.When you go to a public restroom after eating spicy food, and shart a pile of spicy diarrhea into some toilet paper, then fling the shart bombs over the door and try and hit strangers with your surprises.
Your friend: Watch out for Hot Chocolate Bomb when you pee, they often target urinal users
You: Watch out!
You: Watch out!
by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 6, 2021
Get the Hot Chocolate Bomb mug.Have you got someone you hate for Secret Santa? Or in general just a gift for someone you hate this Christmas? Well... you should gift them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge!
First, defecate into a jar/bowl, and keep it aside. Melt a block of chocolate, and then stir in the poo. Diarrhea will incorporate well, while more hard poo will take on the appearance of chocolate chunks. Put into a round container, set, and slice/cut into squares or shapes.
First, defecate into a jar/bowl, and keep it aside. Melt a block of chocolate, and then stir in the poo. Diarrhea will incorporate well, while more hard poo will take on the appearance of chocolate chunks. Put into a round container, set, and slice/cut into squares or shapes.
Your friend: Oh no, I have to get a Secret Santa for someone I hate
You: Give them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge.
You: Give them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge.
by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 6, 2021
Get the Santa's Chocolate Fudge mug.The act of a poor gold digging man and a wealthy rich man, both over the age of 60 having a sword fight with their penises, thus creating a "flop" sound as their dongs collide. The "account" stems from the fact that they do it in front of multiple other old men, who all cheer them on and at the end they all end up having a flop-fest where all these old men have a massive battle using their schlongs as mighty swords.
Jerry: What's a flop account? My uncle told me about how he saw one last night.
Chad: Dude thats slang for a party where old men use their meatsticks to sword-fight each other.
Chad: Dude thats slang for a party where old men use their meatsticks to sword-fight each other.
by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 20, 2021
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2 The act of a man sticking his schlong into a glory hole, and person on the other side gives him a blow job.
2 The act of a man sticking his schlong into a glory hole, and person on the other side gives him a blow job.
by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 20, 2021
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