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networker

A person who treats human beings like instruments and pretends to care about people they don’t care about because they think they might be useful to them at some point in the future. Networkers are often very good at active listening.
God, I hate that guy! Never stops scheming. He's such a networker.
by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 23, 2017
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narcissitter

Single person who manages to strategically occupy an entire four-top table at a coffee shop.
Would you look at that narcissitter! What a selfish asshole! He's taking up an entire four-top table.
by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 24, 2017
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me time

Quality time that self-absorbed narcissists set aside for themselves.
“My problem,” said the self-absorbed narcissist at the yoga retreat, “is that I'm just too giving. I really need to learn how to be a little more selfish. How to set aside a little more, you know, me time.”
by Dictionnaire Diabolique March 5, 2017
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friend price

Price demanded by someone who doesn't value you.
Can't believe he asked me to shoot his wedding for a friend price of $100. For fuck's sake, I'm a professional photographer! Been doing this shit for years. I normally charge, at minimum, $5000 to shoot a wedding.
by Dictionnaire Diabolique September 4, 2017
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codependent relationship

Those two are in such a codependent relationship! It's not healthy. I mean, seriously, look at how much they care about each other.
by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 23, 2017
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alternative facts

Grant was caught having sex with his wife's best friend. And there was smoking-gun proof: a sex-tape made by a private investigator hired to check up on him. But Kellyanne says she can get him off. She's gonna present his wife with some alternative facts.
by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 30, 2017
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like buzz

The endorphin rush that follows a well received social media post.
Posted it an hour ago and I've already got 467 likes. Got a serious like buzz going on here!
by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 24, 2017
mugGet the like buzzmug.

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