Collateral divorcage

Harm done to innocent bystanders by the explosive dissolution of a long-term relationship.

My friendship with Naomi didn't survive the split between Mary and me. She was collateral divorcage.

by Dictionnaire Diabolique September 15, 2017

appetude

Hunger-induced bitchiness.

Look, I know it’s been a long ride, but I’ve had just about enough of your appetude.

by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 23, 2017

hate hard-on

An irrationally intense and obsessive hatred for something or someone.

Damn! Irfan has a major hate hard-on for Phil, doesn't he?

by Dictionnaire Diabolique April 11, 2020

apocalyptiboner

The feeling of great enthusiasm and excitement which washes over some people when they contemplate the complete destruction of the world.

Everything he said about the impending crisis made sense, but the glee in his voice was downright disturbing. He could barely conceal his apocalyptiboner.

by Dictionnaire Diabolique February 01, 2017

active listening

Pretend listening.

That Greg guy's sales numbers are crazy high because he's really good at active listening (i.e., he's really good at making you feel like he's listening to you).

by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 25, 2017

codependent relationship

Meaningful relationship; normal human relationship.

Those two are in such a codependent relationship! It's not healthy. I mean, seriously, look at how much they care about each other.

by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 23, 2017

dis-disease

People afflicted with this condition become pathologically obsessed with disrespect. They keep a detailed record of every past “dis” (real or imagined) and prayerfully page through a hateful little Naughty List each and every day.

If you wanna know what advanced dis-disease looks like, listen to that crazy meth-head Pennsatucky talk: “She disrespected me. Now, I’m gonna have to kill her.”

by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 25, 2017