Definitions by DiamondDouche

Squishytush

That babe that's just always been your squeeziest of squeezes, even if you met at a time you were on your knees for some false idols. We all get confused sometimes, but they make you blush hotter than El Paso being hit by a solar flair during El Niño.

"HOLY rumor mill Batman, did you just hear Papa D has been checking the FUCK out of Mama J again"
"I know, I know... I think she might be his Squishytush"

Squishytush by DiamondDouche December 13, 2023

BSF 

BSF, acronym. Short for Bud Softball Fan. That guy a woman says is her best friend for making her a softball star, when everyone knows she's ready for some hardball!

It's like Neo, from the matrix always said, "If you call me big papa, and I call you Madame I mean My Dame, I mean Ma Damn! there better not be any BSF laying claim John Wick Zaddy cred... Because I want you in the big leagues, your royal majesty"

BSF by DiamondDouche December 4, 2023

Wellshaming 

The act of wishing another good tidings, knowing they are going through a rough time and you have no interest in lending support

"Sergie, I sure hope our little Bradley is getting the help he needs"
"Now, now Hanna, we mustn't stoop to wellshaming. He's going to be a big star one day"
"Ha ha ha ha ha, huzzah!"

Wellshaming by DiamondDouche September 24, 2023

Passenger Prince. 

A man with his duty to the Queen of all Drivers.

Never sleeps alone, because he's always inside her.

Damn look at Jerry David! He clocked the butler became THE Elaine's Passenger Prince.

Passenger Prince. by DiamondDouche September 12, 2023

MammaForn 

MommaForn, adj. Used to describe something so scandalous you can't even swear. Short for either Mamma Fornication or Mamma Forewarn, sometimes written, "mammafor'n"

"These kids these days keep makin' babies with mammafor'n usurpers these days!"
"That's MammaForn right! Drake the Snake!"

MammaForn by DiamondDouche September 12, 2023

Hypnosuck 

Anything related to the culture of using irregular eye movements and tongue to deliberately trigger all sort of kinky submissions.
Analog clocks with 12 at the top may or may not be involved.

Hey horny toad! Quit watching that hypnosuck and let's play a board game!

Hypnosuck by DiamondDouche September 11, 2023

Alcologic 

The precise accounting of the your drunkenness in comparison to others around you to determine that because your company is more belligerent than you, you are not really an alcoholic. Alcologic is often used to determine whether it is socially acceptable to get more retarded

Jack was two pitchers deep, but Jill was passed out with a mustache drawn on her face, so the alcologic dictated it was time for shots

Alcologic by DiamondDouche July 12, 2023