5 definitions by DiamondDouche
The precise accounting of the your drunkenness in comparison to others around you to determine that because your company is more belligerent than you, you are not really an alcoholic. Alcologic is often used to determine whether it is socially acceptable to get more retarded
Jack was two pitchers deep, but Jill was passed out with a mustache drawn on her face, so the alcologic dictated it was time for shots
by DiamondDouche July 13, 2023
The act of wishing another good tidings, knowing they are going through a rough time and you have no interest in lending support
"Sergie, I sure hope our little Bradley is getting the help he needs"
"Now, now Hanna, we mustn't stoop to wellshaming. He's going to be a big star one day"
"Ha ha ha ha ha, huzzah!"
"Now, now Hanna, we mustn't stoop to wellshaming. He's going to be a big star one day"
"Ha ha ha ha ha, huzzah!"
by DiamondDouche September 24, 2023
Anything related to the culture of using irregular eye movements and tongue to deliberately trigger all sort of kinky submissions.
Analog clocks with 12 at the top may or may not be involved.
Analog clocks with 12 at the top may or may not be involved.
by DiamondDouche September 11, 2023
by DiamondDouche September 13, 2023
MommaForn, adj. Used to describe something so scandalous you can't even swear. Short for either Mamma Fornication or Mamma Forewarn, sometimes written, "mammafor'n"
"These kids these days keep makin' babies with mammafor'n usurpers these days!"
"That's MammaForn right! Drake the Snake!"
"That's MammaForn right! Drake the Snake!"
by DiamondDouche September 13, 2023