pagan skins

A nickname given to drums or percussive instruments by idiot Christian extremists who deem them unholy and Satanic instruments because they provide rhythm to a song which is a "earthly desire", were used in ancient pagan rituals to instigate possession and demons, and are the only modern instrument not mentioned in the Bible for Godly praise. Damn Pentacostals.

In Heaven, Jesus will be listening to Neil Peart.

by DexterSR300DX April 06, 2003

wet flamer

Me.

I'm a wet flamer with shitty views on everything I've posted on this site.

by DexterSR300DX August 19, 2003

anarchist

One who things that mankind is smart enough to survive on it's own without order or government and how the world will all be strumming guitars and singing Kum Ba Ya, despite the fact that it's a religious song, which is also apposed because it "causes war" even though anarchists are the ones who cause war and hate in the first place, based on the philosophies of some homeless guy too cheap to pay for his freedom.

Anarchism doesn't work. Only the theory of nihilism does.

by DexterSR300DX March 29, 2003

buttclit

WTFWTFWTFWTFWTF

Use context clues, dumb fuck

If you can't tell what this is, you're a buttclit.

by DexterSR300DX March 25, 2003

wet flamer

1. one who enjoys wet, disturbing sexual activity 2. a gay fireman

If Playboy Mansion was to burn down, you do not want to ask the wet flamers to help.

by DexterSR300DX March 24, 2003

pileson

See also "willer"

My pileson is twisted into my gooch.

by DexterSR300DX March 25, 2003

bass

1) A far more sophisticated, fun, and powerful instrument evolving from the upright jazz bass shaped like a guitar, oftenly cosisting 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, or 12 strings. Used in most modern music and hardly given any recognition, the bass produces low-end sounds and notes used often to provide rhythm along with percussion instruments or backup to another instrument, such as an electric guitar.

2) What the idiot ghetto kids at your school refer to as a guitar, think electric varieties can produce sound when not plugged in, see as an "evil" instrument used in heavy metal music worshipping Satan, and view only as a tool to get you laid, which is just an added bonus.

Some famous bass players include Flea, Jaco Pastorius, Les Claypool, Geddy Lee, and Ginger Baker.

by DexterSR300DX April 06, 2003