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A meeting where the people are forced to stand, with an idea of keeping the meeting short.

Ironic, since its the manager that makes it a stand up AND controls how long the meeting is.
Mostly used to exert physical control over employees.
"Christ on a stick! He spent 30 minutes explaining his two paragraph email."
"Yeah, and he had the balls to make it a stand up meeting."
by DevoutOccamist March 28, 2017
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"There Is No God" A gentle correction when God is invoked stupidly.
Sometimes seen as graffiti.
We practiced for months and the defense really busted their asses, but the real win goes to God.
Ting, asshole.
by DevoutOccamist July 23, 2010
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